Scrunt flaps

Large encrusted and often perforated labia, most commonly found on the larger lady. Known to be accompanied by severe discharge and open sores.

Mildred had the most rotton scrunt flaps I had ever encountered.

by Tit weirdo 78 January 11, 2020

flagshipped

A term that was started on the hellgate: london forums, used to refer when you buy something and in turn the thing you bought is:

A: very poorly made
B: broken
C: bugged out to all hell (refering to a game)
D: not getting what you paid for

Tim: "I just bought a new table today and one of its legs broke"

Bill: "Man you got flagshipped"
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Tom: "Wow man i just bought a brand new xbox360 and i got the three red rings as soon as i turned it on!!!"

Bob: "Heh sounds like you got flagshipped"
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Billy: "I just bought the new hellgate: london game and gave them $10 subscription fee right after i got it, not only did they take out 100USD more then they were suppose to, but there would have been no difference if i would have just not payed the $10 and played for free"

Dan: "HAHAHAHA, damn dude you totally got flagshipped"
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Ron: "I bought a game today i cant even play it because it keeps crashing, and even when its not crashing im getting really bad lag on my $10000 computer i just bought yesterday!"

Alan: "Flagshipped, hahahaha"

by Rompastompa January 13, 2008

dusty flaps

having ashy elbow skin (the flaky skin on dry elbows)

Ho, you best slap some cocoa butter on those dusty flaps!

by "Dusty" Wood February 23, 2008

Faust

A German magician and alchemist who sold his soul to Mephistopheles in exchange for wisdom.

Faust sold his soul to gain knowledge.

by RichterScale November 7, 2005

meat flaps

The labia. Beef curtains. Pootie lips.

"This month's centerfold has got the biggest meat flaps I've ever seen!"

by Funk Naz-T August 11, 2003

Faustino

A boy who is very self centered but yet once you get to know him he cares a lot you and his friends doesn’t show his feelings frist but once he can trust you he can he also wants to be a leader and try’s to push through his limits at all costs someone like him could change your life

That’s so Faustino

by sunnysalazar7 November 11, 2018

Faustina

A rare combination of heavy-duty intellect and everyday naivete that belies the meaning ("fortunate") of this arcane name and connotes the inexplicably lucky streak required for such an individual to survive life's challenges

It's a Faustina-ic situation

She's such a Faustina!

It's an example of Faustinicity.

It was a hairy situation, but I managed to do a Faustina!

Faustina-pitous coincidence

by Freia February 8, 2010