i flatter myself

A phrase used when attempting to be inconspicuously narcissistic.

I flatter myself I'm the shit.

by javawizard November 19, 2012

Flatulent Relationship

A relationship that starts out great then goes south fast, often ends with an ex that causes a lot of drama after the break-up. Like eating a good food then getting gas from it.

"What happened, you two were great together!"

"He said he wanted to see other people, then started a bunch of drama when I did. I thought he was the one, but it turned out to be another flatulent relationship."

by Gems87 October 18, 2008

Flattening the Curve

Requesting someone to do a task or, for a commitment on a part-time basis while knowing the task or request has no set end date (or may well never end).

Are you really looking to replace the admin assistant or am I just flattening the curve?

by Sleepy J0ey B December 12, 2021

Cranial Flatulence

crude definition:"brain fart"

Susan: "During my entrance-exam, I totally had a bad case of cranial flatulence"

by Krystra August 31, 2013

Rascal Flatted

To ride or be rode all night long

Stacy got rascal flatted last night. Yesenia is getting rascal flatted tonight

by Carlitoxnike July 29, 2018

Lucid Flatulence

When you fart in your sleep, and smell it in your dream.

I was having the best dream, satisfying three beautiful ladies at the same time(feeding them Ben & Jerry's in bed, what else?), and suddenly smelled a bad fart and instantly realized I had farted in real life in my sleep and was smelling it in my dream. ....since this explained the ladies not minding at all, or noticing, I simply made note of the lucid flatulence, put down the ice cream, and had my way with the three of them.
E. Benson Feb 4th 2021

by FastBenson February 4, 2021

CRANIAL FLATULENCE

Cranial Flatulence is a more refined term for and synonymous with Brain Fart which is when a person is simply cannot recollect or remember something or even what he was in the middle of doing. It happens to females also.

Dick had a case of CRANIAL FLATULENCE and his horse ran out of the barn over to Virgina's house for a quick visit to see her box.

by Dr. Real Nasty January 12, 2023