Flateus

The lesser known brother of the Greek God Zeus, less popular due to his well known abysmally rank and uncontrollable farting problem.

We must hide, my dear Persephone, as I can smell my unfortunate brother Flateus approaching, his terrible pungent scent is surely unmistakable!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 2, 2023

flange flattener

When a female falls over and lands on her flange.

i.e "Beth fell over and landed on her flange, that's a proper flange flattener."

Beth fell over and landed on her flange, that's a proper flange flattener.

by Hazza151 May 23, 2014

turd flattery

when someone happens upon an un-flushed toilet and haphazardly finds beauty in a left-behind turd

Curtis could not help but express his sincere turd flattery after he hopped upon a perfect brown spiral in the Burger King bathroom

by walterc August 5, 2023

Flatten you out

To lay one flat. More specifically, to position someone in the prone position, put two fingers in their ace to metaphorocally say "I own you bitch"

Yo, bitch. Cross me one more time and I will flatten you out bitch lay

by BigbootyAngie December 18, 2015

stalk - flattered

the act of being flattered by ones creepy stalking actions and/or words directed at you.

delia - omg so jake said he's going to surprise me with flowers...which is weird because i never see him?

jody - does he ever see you?

delia - yeah he said he knows my whole schedule! isn't that cute?

jody - dude don't be so stalk - flattered...

by mylove2011 December 20, 2010

You got Ric Flaired

1. To be deceived into clicking on and or otherwise viewing a Ric Flair video with emphasis on the trademark "WOOO!"

2. To be startled by someone sneaking up on you and yelling Ric Flair's trademark "WOOO!"

1. Ed Bush sent me this link to his pictures from the party but when I clicked it, some Ric Flair video came up where he kept yelling "WOOO!" And it said "You got Ric Flaired, bitch."

2. Owen's an asshole. He snuck up on me and yelled "WOOO" as loud as he could. Scared the fuck outta me!

by JackMcJerk October 17, 2008

Flatten the Curve

The objective of social distancing with respect to the person-to-person transmission of infectious disease; limited interpersonal contact decreases the acceleration phase of disease spread and the subsequent massive health care burden that follows as people manifest symptoms.

Listen to the scientists, not the fucking politicians; It's time to Flatten the Curve.
Until further notice, each person must maintain a 1-meter separation from everyone else--regardless of symptoms.

by YAWA March 13, 2020