Flateus

The lesser known brother of the Greek God Zeus, less popular due to his well known abysmally rank and uncontrollable farting problem.

We must hide, my dear Persephone, as I can smell my unfortunate brother Flateus approaching, his terrible pungent scent is surely unmistakable!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 2, 2023

flatusidal tendencies

a disorder whereby a person has recurring thoughts about breaking wind in crowded and, often times, confined places (This is a dangerous situation in which the person in question is on the verge of becoming a sphincter Sinatra if he/she does not receive professional help or, at the very least, a bitch slap by his/her friends.)

Paratrooper: Sarge, I know it’s not the time but I keep thinking about plantin’ some onion.
Jumpmaster: GOT DAMN IT!!! Ya better at-ease those flatusidal tendencies or I’ll toss your goat-smellin’ ass off this bird right now, green light or not.

by goose_on_a_roof October 16, 2020

Field of flatus

The fragrant force field resulting from someone passing gas. Usually the flatulator (or flatulatrix, if it was a lady) will have already fled the scene. If you arrive immediately after the offense occurred, you might bounce off the invisible dome of stench (you are essentially being repelled by the force field of flatus). Sometimes, it’s hard to know where the borders of the flatus field are, and in these cases it is safe to assume that some time passed between the original offense and your arrival on scene. Most fields of flatus will dissipate within 5 minutes. Some of the most notable ones have been rumoured to last well over an hour...however, no one has actually stuck around long enough to verify this.

Do NOT go in there! I left a field of flatus and I think it’ll last about five-to-ten...

I swear to God - that man created a field of flatus right before he stepped off the elevator...I sure hope no one joins me on this trip and blames me for the smell!

by Mandi Harmony September 7, 2018

flatbush zombies

Flatbush Zombies is a group From Flatbush, Brooklyn. They are apart of the beast coast movement as well. There are three members in this group, Meechy Darko, Erick "arc" Elliott and Zombie Juice. They are refered to as zombies because Meech And Juice had tooken some phycadelic drugs and basically they had lost all their conscientious and then they had started a rebirth on their life.

Flatbush Zombies are rappers from Brooklyn

by i am not the father October 19, 2014

flatus

Flatus is intestinal gas, also known as a fart

His passing stinky flatus and then blaming me for it was a real suckalation.

by T.V. John May 24, 2012

flatus superiorus

The pseudo Latin but funny sounding term for high volume, unusually putrid and powerful farting.

Her often shocking farts ranked way up there, they were definitely considered flatus superiorus!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2021

eau de flatus’

Pronounced roughly “o-day-flatoose,” it’s the high class term for a stinking fart.

Oh my dearest, most amazing love, is that eau de flatus’ I am sniffing here in our newest Tesla?

by Dr Bunnygirl September 6, 2019