fiber gummy nights

When you’ve eaten so many fiber gummies that your mate is repeatedly awakened throughout the night by the obscene flatulent hornblower blasts that rouse her from all possibility of sleep.

It’s these crazy, magical fiber gummy nights that keeps her lovin’ me!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 6, 2021

fiber family

A specific type of family who is seriously fixated on consuming as much dietary fiber as is humanly possible, ostensibly for their collective colon health.

The fact that each individual member of this classic fiber family is a total self-focused asshole is ironic because their dietary practices place them in the upper one percent of the world’s healthiest supershitters!.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2021

Federal Agents

the people outside my house

*robert_downey_jr.jpg*
There are federal agents outside my house.

by MemeLord4063 February 23, 2022

chinsel fiber

Little pieces of debris in an unwanted area. Usually prick hairs, crumbs, or dust that is hard to remove.

Dude I spent all day cleaning my car trying to get rid of all them chinsel fibers .

by Cuck Fin July 15, 2016

Federico

Federico is an italian creature that likes to hump other peoples pillows. He has a big italian sausage and likes to play BO4 and fifa. He is about the size of a large mushroom and will get pissed if you like fortnite. He can get any girl he wants just by looking at them.

"OMG whos that sexy italian boy?"
"It's Federico of course."

by therealyaklover July 28, 2019

Fidel Alcohol Syndrome

When you consume mass libations and begin acting like a vicious dictator, ordering people around and treating others like your subordinates.

Castro wakes up and sees that Carlos has a black eye.
"What happened to you cuz?"- Castro
"You got completely hammered and developed Fidel Alcohol Syndrome. After you tried to start a fight with the bouncer for not letting you in, I told you to calm down, then you punched me in the face!"-Carlos
"Sorry cuz, I totally blacked out!"-Castro

by Pterodactyl, Meghan January 14, 2008

Federer

To completed dominate someone in any sport or event, particularily tennis. Originates from Roger Federer ,the current top player in the world and perhaps of all time. To truly "federize" someone you must not only dominate them, but also dominate them with class and style.

Dude, you totally federered that guy with your backhand!

AWWWW man, Walt just federized my ass at Halo. I couldn't walk three steps and my guts were smeared across in the screen in a horrid, yet poetic manner.

by ByronGman September 18, 2008