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Gentleman's Trolley

The covert act of a man poking his boner into a bitch's behind while grinding on the dance floor. This event usually takes place on a crowded dance floor with little to no lighting. Aka "A 2by 4 in your backdoor"
I know we got down last night because my butt hurts from receiving so many gentleman's trolleys on the dance floor last night
by Denver Crusaderz June 24, 2010
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gentleman's lean

The act of lifting one's leg ( crossed or uncrossed ), while in the seated position. Then leaning slightly in the direction of the lift immediately prior to flatulation.
Shortly after eating the enchilada, Bill took notice that he was in a room, surrounded by ladies. The only way to remain classy during this time of his inevitable flatulance was to perform the act of the "Gentleman's lean".
by Dan Diana January 13, 2008
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Gentlemans Cape

A few sheets of toilet paper placed into bowl prior to a poo session. It's purpose is to cradle the poo and slow it's entry speed into the wee-infested toilet water, reducing splashback.
That public toilet was minging. I had to use a gentlemans cape to prevent infection from arse-diseases....
by Spleeg August 6, 2012
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"Roger decided to have a quiet night in in front of the television relaxing in the gentlemans way."
by Saoirse September 1, 2003
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gentleman

(n.) A man of calm demeanor, strong preserve, intellectual thinking, polite yet meaningful speak and a good upbringing. A fighter for the cause of right with words, not guns.
A true gentlemen is a respectable thing to be. A wannabe is a very bad thing to be, since you shall nto be liked.
by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004
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Gentleman's Boner

An erection caused by no cause at all. A polite boner
Pardon me ma'am don't mind my gentleman's boner.
by James Jimbo Thompson December 17, 2012
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A Gentleman Doesn't Kiss And Tell

A play on the idiom "kiss and tell": "Kiss and Tell" implies a betrayal of confidence, typically (but not necessarily) when referring to an encounter of a sexual nature. While the phrase "A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell" was originally intended to end a conversation by making it clear that details will not be shared, it can also be used to infer that a sexual encounter actually occurred.

1) He honestly 'kissed' the girl, then later implied that he did by saying "a gentleman doesn't kiss and tell"... making him a sleezebag and not a gentleman.

2) He didn't 'kiss' the girl, then later implied the he did... making him both dishonest and insecure.

3) He did/didn't 'kiss' the girl but does not want to appear to be a sleezebag and wants to respect her privacy.
1)
Tom: So, did you fuck her last night?

Max: A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell *wink*

2)
Tom: So, did you fuck her last night?

Virgin Max: A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell...

3)

Tom: So, did you fuck her last night?

Max: Don't ask me about it Tom. A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell.
by Marauder91 April 29, 2016
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