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United Federation Of Planets

A Galactic power in the fictional Star Trek Universe. The Federation is located in the Alpha Quadrantof the Milky Way Galaxy. It is comprised of 150 Member Worlds spread across 8,000 Light Years and probably the only true large scale democracy in the quadrant. It was formed on August 19, 2161. The capital planet is Earth. The Federation is governed by the Federation Council consisting of representatives from each of the member worlds. The federation also has a president which looks after the administrative role.
by VEDA January 7, 2004
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federation

Federation is a Yay area hip hop/rap group. Theyre that one that popularized hyphy, even tho keak da sneak used it first, it wasnt big until federation an e40 made it like that. They got some good shit out there so go check up on it an see if u like it.
Up here in tha Yay we be kickin it an gettin hyphy ta some Federation shit. yeah...
by whothafuckgiveashit July 24, 2006
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fellatio pasta

A tasty type of pasta preparation that originated in Chicago, IL.
Yo, I was slurpin' down mad fellatio pasta the otha' night. That shit was fellated to perfection!
by will zhang April 4, 2008
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Facecation

When someone takes a vacation from Facebook, a popular social networking site that it notoriously addicting. Facecations are usually taken to spend more time on homework, activities, job, etc.
JOE SHMO is taking a Facecation, bbl. =)

"Why is Joe never on Facebook?"
"He's taking a Facecation."
by Sharpie Rainbow October 24, 2008
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auto fellatio

Autofellatio is a sex act wherein a male performs oral sex on himself as a form of masturbation. This is impossible for most men, but can be achieved by one both sufficiently "well-endowed", and flexible enough to perform a severe frontbend. On the other hand, flexibility, and thus the likelihood of achieving this, may be increased by various activities including gymnastics or yoga.

The (presumed) equivalent act for a woman would be autocunnilingus, but would be more difficult to perform since the subject's head must move a greater distance. Unlike autofellatio, the existence of autocunnilingus is disputed.

Autofellatio has been featured in a few pornographic movies, although it is not one of the more popular subjects.

David Lorton, a translator, has speculated that one Egyptian poem contains an image that might best be interpreted as indicating a belief that the gods Shu and Tefnut were created by Atum (Ra) through an act of autofellatio. The far more common interpretation is that this creation was by masturbation.

In his semi-autobiographical novel The Hand-Reared Boy (1970), the writer Brian W. Aldiss describes group masturbation practices at a British boys' boarding school. One boy with an especially large penis is capable of fellating himself, a fact which the narrator, Horatio Stubbs, verifies.

The topic has also been used as the basis for comedy. Bill Hicks elaborated an oft-quoted riff on the subject of fellatio:
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fakelationship

when you agree to the terms of a relationship with a partner for gain while still looking for a real relationship For example when a man tells a woman he wants to be in a relationship with her because that's the only way she will have sex with him. He fakes being in a relationship when really he is trying to be with other women. He fakes commitment so the sex won't make her fee like she is a booty call. This is a step up from friends with benefits
Treshelle is in a fakelationship with Lorinhoe because he pays for her to get her hair and nails done. She tells all the guys at the club she is single
by Arat a tat tat October 22, 2011
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Fellatio Forest

The fictional place to describe oral sex
Sam: did you take that chick to pound town?

Tim: no, I settled and went to fellatio forest.

Sam: I hear the weather is great there this time of year.
by George7545677 December 17, 2013
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