Hyperbolic Farting Disorder

A severe and progressive gastrointestinal disease process that starts, usually in young adulthood, that is socially and professionally disabling due to uncontrollable exaggerated farting.

It was so sad to witness the profound humiliation suffered by such an otherwise talented public speaker, due to the cruelty of Hyperbolic Farting Disorder.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019

Designated Farting Toilet

Designated Farting Toilet, or DFT for short, is a toilet (usually in a house inhabited by male roommates) dedicated to only farting. This toilet is not used for other wastes, it is reserved solely for flatulence. The reasoning behind this phenomenon is unknown, however male residents have been observed entering the bathroom, sitting down, releasing gas, then flushing the toilet and leaving. Members of the house who use the toilet for more than flatulence are often shunned and attacked by other house members.

Damn bro, did you really just piss in the Designated Farting Toilet?

by farder April 26, 2020

Farina

Farina is a girl who sensitive to people and have dimple.

She was sensitive girl

I know, she was farina

by Kkkim October 1, 2018

Firing the Surgeon General

<verb> The act of masturbating. To masturbate. {obsolete: named after Minnie Joycelyn Elders (born August 13, 1933), the United States Surgeon General from September 8, 1993 to December 31, 1994, who was forced to resign after remarking that she thought it would be appropriate to teach masturbation as an alternative to engaging in riskier sexual behavior.}

George's girlfriend's been on the rag so he's in the bathroom firing the Surgeon General.

by Android May 2, 2006

fringe-zombie

Fringe-zombies hide their lifeless, empty eyes behind thick bangs, disguising themselves as harmless pale chicks with weird hair. They use kawaii hair accessories and brightly colored tight pants to draw their unsuspecting victims near, then slurp out their brains. Delicious.

Harold: How can she see with her hair like that?

Mildred: She doesn't have to see--she's a zomb. The undead track their prey by scent, not sight.

Fringe-Zombie: braaaaaaaains

Fringe-Zombie: om nom nom nom

by Deiphobe the Androgyne May 26, 2009

Farin

Farin is beautiful girl's name. Her smile is everything. There is 99% chances of love at first sight. She is humble,mature, intelligent,shy and innocent. Also she is very talented. She might be talkative. Little things can give her happiness.
She doesn't hurt anyone. She might be a per lover,mostly cats.

She loves her parents. Her partner would be lucky if she's with him.

You are lucky that you are married to farin❣️

by Irfanfarin September 24, 2021

farting up a storm

1. Farting a lot or too much.

2. Comparible to the "butterfly effect" where a butterfly flapping its wings on one side of the world will cause a hurricane on the other side of the world. We're all farting up a storm, really.

1. I had tacos last night and now I'm farting up a storm.

2. Meteorologists concluded that the disaster was due to young people farting up a storm.

by sheek louch has big toes September 21, 2011