Faked

To make a commitment to someone and then not follow through. Usually a broken promise.

After promising not to fart on her face, i compeletly faked on Lisa while she let me teabag her.

by BeanGuillen May 18, 2011

Wok Faced Cunt

A typically an Oriental women, (NOT JAPANESE) with arrogance bitch ass attitude, that looks like she sucked on a lemon.

That wok faced cunt fucked up my whole round, dog eating, non english speaking, no tits.

by dick and ball set June 13, 2009

alan walker - faded

The most overrated and overused song on the earth. It is a predecessor of Darude - Sandstorm or 009 sound system, but unlike them, it is not only used much in youtube videos, it can also be heard everywhere, such as radios , TVs, in the mall etc. The song is the remake of Fade which was released on NCS in 2014. While the structure and melody are almost identical, "Faded" is noticeably different for its piano intro; with vocals by Iselin Solheim. As it became a hit in 2015, Alan walker immediately got millions of new fans, sadly, most of them don't know a shit about his other music like Fade, Force and Spectre, also they cannot even realise the difference between Fade and Faded, but ignores it anyway.

"To be honest, I've never liked Fade. I've always found it pretty bland and boring, and the mix of it was pretty shit. The vocal version is listenable now that they cleared up the mix and master, and the acoustic parts are decent, but it's still boring to me."

"alan walker - faded is pure cancer song."

"Hate it a lot, one of the worst songs ever, if not the worst"

Random person: "What is the name of the song playing in the background of this video?"
Captain :"It's alan walker fade"
Dumbass :"No its faded, I heard this song"
Captain :"Bitch. It's FADE"

by CWProkiller February 4, 2017

Faded Dip

When you’re highly intoxicated at a social event and you leave and go home without telling anybody

Chad: Yo bro what happened to Chris last night at the postgame, he disappeared

Thad: I think he hit a faded dip

by agderrico July 20, 2019

Domefaced or Facey Faced

1. Chemically altered mindstate in which you have drank or done so many drugs you cant feel your face. Or refer to your face as a facey face equals domefaced

2. Out of body experienced induced by high levels of drug presence in one's body.

I was so domefaced last night at that party, i made out with his cat and puked all over after smoking 5 bongs and drinking a handle...of tequila.

by Mark The Shark Lomein May 1, 2005

faded than a hoe

being "faded than a hoe" is what happens after you smackington the penjamin somewhere out in yodieland.

FADED THAN A HOE
FADED THAN A HOE
FADED THAN A HOE
FADED THAN A HOE
FADED THAN A HOE
end scene

by FemboyTonk November 17, 2022

facedick

When your face touches your dick.

George had a facedick moment yesterday.

by MynoduespseudonyM February 10, 2009