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False optimist

People that are realistic about life might not make good liars either, but at least they don't put up a paper thin facade of being optimists where there is no good reason to be optimistic about something or someone.
A false optimist is the most negative kind of person around beneath the surface, but what's on the surface is everything to someone like that. What they have to show others for something is everything, even though it's phony.
by The Original Agahnim August 31, 2021
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false sympathy

When someone acts like they care about you and understands what you're going through when in reality, they don't really give a single fuck.
G1: Gurl, it's okay, I'm always here for you, okay?
G2: Thank you but I think I'll be fine.
G1: That's what I thought. Bye, bitch! Have fun with your boring life. *walks away*
G2: FUCK YOU! I KNOW IT'S ALL'S JUST FALSE SYMPATHY YOU PLASTIC BITCH!
by crisairam June 19, 2016
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false 11:11

It's when someone whose intention is to wish on 11:11 accidentally wishes too early or too late. Is usually accompanied by harsh consequences, such as having wishes denied. Similar to an epic fail.
Person 1: "I just made a wish, I hope it comes true!"
Person 2: "Dude, it's 11:09. That's a false 11:11."
Person 1: "What the fuck does that mean?"
Person 2: "It means that your wish ain't coming true. So in your case, sorry, but you still have syphilis."
Person 1: "Stop reading my diary."
by Genericist July 20, 2009
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Falley

A hott girl.
Generally someone you cant have, yet always want. She keeps her standards high so build a bridge and get over it guys.
Did you see that Falley? I wish i could date her, too bad i cant
by shequifa January 1, 2010
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False Alpha Dog

A technique where the man fakes orgasm during intercourse.
She was getting really into it, but I was pretty tired, so I pulled a False Alpha Dog and then went to sleep.

It was April Fools' Day yesterday, so I false alpha dogged my wife a couple of times.
by thugboatz February 5, 2010
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False Niggaz

People who are ignorant or stupid and believe, say and conduct themselves in untrue, deceitful or disrespectful manner
Lebron James is a False Nigga for having a one hour special to let the world know where he is deciding to play basketball. Only False Niggaz disrespect the game like that.
by QuestFunkmnkyz July 10, 2010
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False Bitchin

A comeback to someone who is talking shit to your face that is untrue.
Dan- Hey Ben you're a fucking fag. You suck your boyfriends dick every weekend.

Ben- Woah Dan, first off every weekend I'm busy fucking your hot ass sister so stop false bitchin.
by C Pizzy April 28, 2013
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