Fake Bitch

A person who pretends to care about you/be your friend, gets you to trust them and then turns around and stabs you in the back, often using information that they've learnt about you (that you might've told them because you thought that the lying piece of shit was your friend) to come up with the best methods of torture/best insults, and ensuring that they hurt you as much as they possibly can.

Margeaux is a fat, ugly, fake bitch, who only cares about herself. No wonder everyone hates her.

by beepboopIwantcereal August 12, 2015

Fake depression

Somebody who posts on their story about how bad their depression is when really all they want is attention. People who post Bart Simpson edits with some "in your feels" music. The only thing wrong with these people is they are attention whores and are only faking mental health conditions so they can feel like people care about them.

I know a lass with fake depression she thinks she's edgy for it but she just looks stupid

That Brooke Scott's got fake depression she thinks she's so cool for it but she just looks stupid and I want to kick her head in for it

by Ùwú80'sbitchùwÚ September 10, 2019

Fake Ass Hoe

A girl who is selfish and will make everyone's life miserable as long as she is the center of attention. Loves drama.

"Paige lied to my face so she could be the center of attention"
"Don't worry, Hardy is just a fake ass hoe"

by fphforlife January 12, 2017

facestoning

The mindless surfing facebook completely blazed with no purpose whatsoever. Often accompanied by a gaping mouth, glazed-over eyes, and staying up late into the night accomplishing nothing.

"Dude why did you sleep til 4 in the afternoon?"
"After I came home from smoking with some people last night I ended up facestoning for hours."

by jordiebish November 18, 2009

Mega Fake Gangster

Noun - Someone who acts like a jerk, thinks he’s tough, but in reality is a wimpy idiot who can’t even pass a single math test.

Dude, Jermey is a mega fake gangster. He calls everyone stupid and acts like he's in the hood

by Swordviper January 22, 2018

fake ass people

STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THEM , THEY WILL FUCK YOU OVER . THEY WILL USE YOU FOR ALL YOUR GOOD QUALITY'S . ALSO JUST BE YOURSELF, DON'T BE ONE OF THEM . IF THEY GIVE YOU A WEIRD HARD LOOK JUST LAUGH AT THEM AND CALL THEM OUT . DON'T LET THEM TAKE ADVANTAGE , TAKE THE W FROM THEM . FIND THE REAL ONES , BECAUSE NOWADAYS THESE PEOPLE JUST WALK OFF. FUCK EM.

FAKE ASS PEOPLE, SNAKES.

by SNAKE CATCHER May 6, 2018

fake raver

twelve year-old tennie bopper e tards that think that being a raver is all about rolling balls,making shitty techno tracks on your mac book, claiming that daft punk and justice was your MOST recent discovery, competing with your friends to see who can pop the most pills in one night without siezuring, and repping candies when you dont even know how to make one.If you want to find a fake raver just go to the next massive and look around you.

Sally-"John is such a fake raver, ever since he went to EDC he's been thizzing every weekend and blasts sandstorm every chance he gets!"
Suzie-"I hate fake ravers..."

by beezypleezy May 23, 2009