A failed orgasm is an orgasm a guy has when he's being jacked off by his cadet roomie and about to cum, and his buddy thumps his nuts and the cum just dribbles out of his dick.
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Shi-fahzd´ What a lady becomes when heavily intoxicated--for a lady, even when drunk, would never be shit-faced.
Does Diana seem a little tipsy after that last round of 'tinis?
Tipsy? She mistook the cat food for paté. My dear, she is positively shi'fazzed!
Tipsy? She mistook the cat food for paté. My dear, she is positively shi'fazzed!
by Mama Bat November 23, 2010
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Noun
Also known as a unwanted pregnancy, Someone who is the result of a broken condom, defective birth control, or as the name states, when a doctor fails to abort an unwanted infant, many of these types of people often grow up to be dictators of countries, serial killers, rapists, cyberbullies and other unwanted types of people in society.
Noun
Also known as a unwanted pregnancy, Someone who is the result of a broken condom, defective birth control, or as the name states, when a doctor fails to abort an unwanted infant, many of these types of people often grow up to be dictators of countries, serial killers, rapists, cyberbullies and other unwanted types of people in society.
The weeboo hypocrite known as Shawn is a failed abortion, bullying others, accusing them of being gay while in the closet himself, a perfect advertisement of why condoms and birth control are needed.
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