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failed orgasm

A failed orgasm is an orgasm a guy has when he's being jacked off by his cadet roomie and about to cum, and his buddy thumps his nuts and the cum just dribbles out of his dick.
Ahh shit! BJ was jacking me off, and then he gave me a failed orgasm!
by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020
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failed tampon

A tampon that you think you've pushed all the way in so it stays in your vagina but actually you pull the applicator out and its still there.. mocking you.. covered in blood. Ew ew ew ew ew!
That was such a failed tampon. Fucking dud tampon, now I need a new one! What a waste of money...
by That was such a fail tampon. February 1, 2015
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shi'fazzed

Shi-fahzd´ What a lady becomes when heavily intoxicated--for a lady, even when drunk, would never be shit-faced.
Does Diana seem a little tipsy after that last round of 'tinis?

Tipsy? She mistook the cat food for paté. My dear, she is positively shi'fazzed!
by Mama Bat November 23, 2010
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Task failed Successfully

-You succeeded at failing a task
-You failed the task, but you have your benefits
-Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time
A: Did you get what you wanted at the mall?
B: Task failed successfully
A: Damn...
by just your average suburban September 6, 2022
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failed

same as fail, but a more personal description of someones actions, as in did not succeed, did not finish, could not accomplish
John went to the club last nigh but he did not come back home with some poontang..... He failed...
by Vikodin March 1, 2007
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Failed Abortion

/Ab-or-Shun Fail-Yur/
Noun
Also known as a unwanted pregnancy, Someone who is the result of a broken condom, defective birth control, or as the name states, when a doctor fails to abort an unwanted infant, many of these types of people often grow up to be dictators of countries, serial killers, rapists, cyberbullies and other unwanted types of people in society.
The weeboo hypocrite known as Shawn is a failed abortion, bullying others, accusing them of being gay while in the closet himself, a perfect advertisement of why condoms and birth control are needed.
by The Painful Reality January 29, 2019
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That Failed Ass

a more epic way of saying, that failed, because as we all know, adding ass to the end of any sentance makes it better.
-dude you just tripped on the floor, that failed ass.
by ak;ghfkhgfakhgfkag June 27, 2009
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