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Butt Facebooking

Posting a status update to FB from your phone without knowing it.
My wife was walking around the mall, and she was Butt Facebooking status updates.
by Jawbonz February 19, 2010
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facebooking

The act of spreading your butt cheeks over someones face and slamming them closed. Do this in the same way you would slam the face of a book closed while it is resting on its spine.
"Steve pissed me off, so after my mile long jog I gave him a sweaty/steamy facebooking!"
by Dave Webb April 5, 2008
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Facebagging

The act of physically bagging the face of oneself, generally in paper form, that of which is preferably decorated.

Born of an anarchical stance to promote inner beauty and/or the desire for anonymity, facebagging is a social movement currently sweeping the underground.

*Facebagging is unrelated to the act of bagging or insulting an individuals face
"I didn't want anyone i knew to recognise me with my grandmother, so I slipped on my designer facebagging bag and went outside comfortably incognito."
by Facebagger September 28, 2009
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Extreme Facebooking

The act of amassing hundreds of friends over multiple years and then, in one day, posting multiple crotch-shots of yourself, sex pics of yourself and any offensive or racist comments on your Facebook profile for the sole purpose of seeing how many people will De-Friend you in a 24 hr. period.
After normal Facebooking for several years, I grew tired of the medium and decided to do some Extreme Facebooking, so I posted ten before-and-after photos of the night in which I laid a 'Hot Carl' on Ms. Madeleine Albright's chest and proceeded to Chili-dog her, losing 127 friends in the process.
by painfulQueef November 14, 2011
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face to facebooking

When you step outside the realms of social networking, and actually communicate with an acquaintance through face to face, verbal contact.

face to facebook, face to facebooking, face to facebooker
Don't worry, you can come round to my house and we can do some face to facebooking in the meantime!
by limeywesty February 24, 2011
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facebaking

To use your facebook status to provide an exaggerated description of the daily meal that you have just prepared or eaten in an attempt to impress or outdo your friends.
"Mmmm...just about to sit down to succulent honey glazed roast duck with rosemary and thyme hassleback potatoes, baby carrots and zuccini all topped off with almond jelly sauce. Can't wait for the self saucing chocolate pudding to be ready for dessert."

Looks like Jane has been facebaking again, I don't think I've ever seen her actually cook anything.
by metal power February 12, 2010
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Facebaiting

Posting an inflammatory status update or link on a social networking site in order to stir up trouble or antagonize your friends list.
"Bill only posted that Fox News link on Facebook to piss off his liberal friends. He was totally Facebaiting."
by inhetet June 3, 2009
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