As soon as Carla and James broke up, Jake finished with his Fed-exing and took Carla while she was weak. Jake is a dick.
by DaneGilly November 2, 2010
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by 123 Anonymous 456 March 6, 2022
Get the Sydni Ewing mug.The act of having a Female or male lubricating (generally using spit and saliva from the mouth) the palm of there hand and then jerking there partner or ones self off, the effect of this is to simulate the wetness of being up inside a vagina. Named after Patrick Ewing (N.Y. Knicks legendary center) who would be drenched like a slip n slide after a game.
A.K.A Wet palm sex.
A.K.A Wet palm sex.
Hey baby, if we cant have sex tonight why don't you give me a Ewing??
Wow i just tried giving myself a Ewing and it feels better then the way i usually masturbate!!
Brenda really lubed up her hand with spit and jerked me off last night it felt like i was inside her pussy..... she told me it's called a Ewing!?!?!
Wow i just tried giving myself a Ewing and it feels better then the way i usually masturbate!!
Brenda really lubed up her hand with spit and jerked me off last night it felt like i was inside her pussy..... she told me it's called a Ewing!?!?!
by edub923 September 14, 2010
Get the Ewing mug.To unplug from the Web to allow yourself some creative space. An abbreviation of the term "Elton Johning".
Once a week I make a point of EJing, turning off my computer for a day to get some creative work done.
by Andrew Stone January 2, 2009
Get the EJing mug.Another more pleasurable version of ' fisting ' This involves touching your thumb with all your fingers to create the ' emu's head ' to insert a recipients orifice, this gradually opens the hole up and can be transformed in to fisting if needed
by fistybottom July 26, 2011
Get the EMUING mug.As a child he is a little faggot when he is a man his job is being a priest in his mid thirties he is charged with 11 counts of rape.
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