The literal reencarnation of Jesus Christ himself
by Ok53672 May 22, 2021
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Get the ERP Day mug.Erotic Roleplay.
Basically where people can roleplay, just with more sex involved (more than MRP). Usually done by people who are horny, or people who are horny but also good writers. (Like holy shit some people will write whole paragraphs describing something as simple as stroking someone's cock.) This also can be done in fandoms, original plots, or just between people who want to fuck through text.
TLDR ver.: Roleplay but with sex.
Basically where people can roleplay, just with more sex involved (more than MRP). Usually done by people who are horny, or people who are horny but also good writers. (Like holy shit some people will write whole paragraphs describing something as simple as stroking someone's cock.) This also can be done in fandoms, original plots, or just between people who want to fuck through text.
TLDR ver.: Roleplay but with sex.
Example 1:
Kristina: Hey, wanna do an ERP with me?
Alex: Yeah, sure.
Kristina: *I kiss you passionately, before feeling your hardness beneath your pants. I then gently rub your erection, cupping your balls with another hand to bring you as much pleasure as I can.* “How is this, dear?”
*I ask, continuing the rubbing motion on his swollen cock.*
Alex: “Mmmh... Please, let my member free.” *Lets out a series of grunts and moans, wanting her to finally stop teasing my cock.*
Example 2:
Person: So like, want to continue that Mario ERP we were doing?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person: *Mario would continue thrusting inside the Piranha Plant's mouth, feeling the warm lips envelop his member.* Mama Mia... *Mario says, releasing a torrent of cum in the Piranha Plant's throat.*
Kristina: Hey, wanna do an ERP with me?
Alex: Yeah, sure.
Kristina: *I kiss you passionately, before feeling your hardness beneath your pants. I then gently rub your erection, cupping your balls with another hand to bring you as much pleasure as I can.* “How is this, dear?”
*I ask, continuing the rubbing motion on his swollen cock.*
Alex: “Mmmh... Please, let my member free.” *Lets out a series of grunts and moans, wanting her to finally stop teasing my cock.*
Example 2:
Person: So like, want to continue that Mario ERP we were doing?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person: *Mario would continue thrusting inside the Piranha Plant's mouth, feeling the warm lips envelop his member.* Mama Mia... *Mario says, releasing a torrent of cum in the Piranha Plant's throat.*
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Businessman 1: Dude… I love ERP
Businessman 2: wow, you’re surprisingly open about it.
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Businessman 2: oh yeah.. yeah automation (in his mind: wow he erps with AI???)
Businessman 2: wow, you’re surprisingly open about it.
Businessman 1: yeah no shame in using an automated resource right?
Businessman 2: oh yeah.. yeah automation (in his mind: wow he erps with AI???)
by TheLingerman January 13, 2025
Get the ERP mug.A definitive condition in which a Garry's Mod Half-Life 2 Roleplay server shows behavior of one of the following, whether it be by intention of server administrators or not:
(1) - (Common) Several players are showing on the scoreboard, especially during high activity periods with nobody being visible on the common streets, thus figuratively "fucking around in the sewer" as Rebels which defy the oppressive, fascist Combine government of the Half-Life 2 universe.
(2) - (Dated, VoiceRP Prominent) Players are actually in the City's sewer, doing ERP, either swallowing their microphones while accessing the voice chat or writing up an entire series of long smut conversations and actions.
(1) - (Common) Several players are showing on the scoreboard, especially during high activity periods with nobody being visible on the common streets, thus figuratively "fucking around in the sewer" as Rebels which defy the oppressive, fascist Combine government of the Half-Life 2 universe.
(2) - (Dated, VoiceRP Prominent) Players are actually in the City's sewer, doing ERP, either swallowing their microphones while accessing the voice chat or writing up an entire series of long smut conversations and actions.
"Hey man, where are all the players at? It's uptime and I'm at the biggest part of the city!"
"They're doing Rebel Sewer ERP again."
"Is this game even fun to me anymore?"
"They're doing Rebel Sewer ERP again."
"Is this game even fun to me anymore?"
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