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You don't have those Gayve Jewbin. You've been having the same conversation for 7 years. It couldn't be any more banal at this point.
Hym "Gayve Jewbin doesn't like when people make stuff about him when he doesn't even talk about those people. He says that doing that makes them bad people. Gayve Jewbin has made a ton of videos about Whoopie Goldberg. Who has never talked about Gayve Jewbin. Therefore, Gayve Jewbin is a bad person who doesn't have enlightened conversations. Don't worry Gayve. I'll still save you from Hell."
by Hym Iam October 27, 2023
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Enlightened

Modern day term for "asshole"

(Coined by Nathan hinds)
Jesus, Janet, would you take a look at this woke ass messiah, spreading his enlightened, sacral Chakra opening, kombucha drinking, kindling slap, opening your soul star Chakra
by NateMasternatethingydingy November 28, 2023
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PERVERTED VERBAL ENLIGHTENMENT

Simply put a word or phrase in the ENTIRE EXHAUSTIVE usage that can be subverted and/or perverted.

Testimony to as never hurts.
Definition of subvert
transitive verb. MERIAM WEBSTER CREDIT

1: to overturn or overthrow from the foundation : RUIN, DESTROY
2: to pervert or corrupt by an undermining of morals, allegiance, or faith.
The telling me and " CAN YOU HEAR THEM, TALKING ABOUT YOU" as by away from you "G0SSIP is happening and you can find them fast as just say GO PISS as everybody around you who are indulgent on the GOGO TOLK (interpretation) have had been SUBVERTED into the PERVERTED VERBAL ENLIGHTENMENT as an amazing VERBAL EVENT.

Is it so bad to stop the DESTROY by using PERVERTED VERBAL ENLIGHTENMENT and hit the STY RODE on the PYRONES farm between SPAIN AND FRANCE and truly study the ODOR that emanates from there.
by DISTRAUGHT May 13, 2022
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Enlightenment

The subtle sudden realization that all religions are false constructs of control, there is no salvation, and we are all already in Hell.

Usually it’s just laughed about and joked about by those that know as “the Cosmic Joke.”

Otherwise, to summarize simply:
Nothing is True,
Everything is Permitted.
Person 1: You seem so happy all the time and nothing seems to get you down, what’s your secret?

Person 2: Oh you know, just laughing about Enlightenment.
by SamsaraXD March 12, 2023
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Earth Grown Enlightenment

Another word for Cannabis/Marijuana/The devil's lettuce. Often used in a more comedic setting.
Alice: Yo, do you have any of that good stuff, that earth grown enlightenment-stuff?
Bob: What are you talking about?
Alice: Weed Bob, weed...
by StraightToTheUnderground November 2, 2022
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dark enlightenment

Figmetic schema in which a technomonarchist uses techno-capital (including return-value currency) to issue liquidity to corporate bonds.
In the dark enlightenment, a technomonarchist uses return-value currency to issue liquidity to the corporate bond market.

In contrast, technomonarchISM is a paradigm in which a monarchoformalist uses a consumer confidence derivative to pay the national debt.
by zanderfin July 16, 2020
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Age of Enlightenment

An era where unproved theories were questioned, and many ideas were sparked.
The Age of Enlightenment inspired many individuals to get their creative ideas pouring out.
by The Embarker February 23, 2015
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