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egopic

A displayed picture of an msn user, often to show how great and buff they are. Often used by superficial and insecure boys and girls who believe that they are impressing fellow users with their sheer beauty, often mistaken. Common features of the egopics are:
1.These self taken photos tend to be quite blurred as the photographer forgets that they have left the flash on or are so insecure (maybe spastics) that their hands shake drastically with excitement and therefore are of very bad quality.
2.This leads the egopictor to use photoshop or because their skills at everything are simply so bad they will ask a friend to do so, masking their concealing and spots.
3.In fact they are so vain these pics often are taken from "angles" once again concealing acne or pimples or rashes by showing their "best side".
"That egopic of yours is so lame"

"lol you look like a twat in that egopic"

"Nice egopic (note: sarcasm)"

(not actual quotes)
by Kensan July 4, 2006
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Braham entered a dance contest all cocky and got maliciously owned; he took more than his dose of egoprofen.
by Count Suckula April 23, 2007
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