Penis Empathy

Where a woman or other person without a penis understands the pain a man goes through when he gets hit in the junk, or has otherwise painful experiences related to his private square.

Man, I feel some real penis empathy for that guy who just got a tattoo on his dick. That's gonna hurt for months.

by decoyjayman July 13, 2012

Cold Empathy

Someone gives you cold empathy when they cradle your emotions, then give them to someone else to cradle, who then gives to someone else... etc. Until your emotions have been passed around like a bunch of Russian schoolgirls.

"I confided my most intimate feelings with my best friend, and he just threw them away and gave me cold empathy!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

penis empathy

The vicarious pleasure a man derives from seeing another man's penis being serviced sexually, usually by imagining himself in the same situation. In other words, the reason some straight men cannot enjoy lesbian porn.

For me it's either hardcore or futanari; gotta get my penis empathy.

by Luke T May 17, 2008

Road Empathy

When you become agrovated or annoyed at traphic when someone else is driving.

I always have road empathy when my grandma's driving.

by Obnoxshus Rapper October 8, 2017

nut sack empathy

The painful empathetic feeling a man gets in his nuts, while watching another man get a nut shot.

A: *watches someone get sacked in the nuts*
B: *cups balls in pain of watching the poor sap get sacked in the nuts*
C: "hey why are you holding your nuts, you'd didn't get sacked"
B: "I feel it though bro, I'm feeling that nut sack empathy"

by emlescure August 28, 2017

Post-Apocalyptic empathy

When a person who has lived through a great number of hardships in life shows the appropriate amount of baseline empathy, but the empathetic expression is couched in a level of practicality, survival and utilitarianism.

Jean-Claude Van Damme did a great job at conveying post-apocalyptic empathy in the 1989 movie Cyborg. There are small moments where he conveys great emotional responses in only split second intervals because he's mostly having to continue kicking ass.

by milesgilesniles May 18, 2020

Progressive's "Empathy"

thinking exactly like I do and agreeing with me

Progressive's "Empathy" is Orwellian humbug. In actuality, progressives are hypocritical humanitarians who advocate political correctness to satisfy their own sense of moral superiority. They employ the term "empathy" as a logomachical ploy: tis all bosh.

by Yunoglou March 31, 2022