electaguitar

an untalented YouTuber
He is a n00b and is very annoying. Anyone that actually knows him, understands how n00bish and perverted he really is. Even though he only has less than 100 subscribers, but more than 50 he doesn't deserve the 50+ subscribers because he is ignorant. real life conversations are very random and if you are talking to electaguitar it ususally contains the words
"balls, 1337, ashley, shit, hell, youtube, loser, n00b"

Electaguitar: Hey Ashley
YouTuber: Ew gross don't talk to me
Electaguitar: Do your balls itch on a daily basis?
YouTuber: WTF? You're gross electaguitar! I hope you know that.
Electaguitar: ...Well..I want to shit in your food
YouTuber: What The Fuck!? Go away. Teacher! Teacher!

by Stipacmanx316 June 12, 2008

eject

verb: To completely remove yourself from a disturbing situation.

"I was down at the bar, and these two pillow biters were making out with each other! Fucking eject!"

by _salesman_ May 7, 2005

erectation

An irritating erection

an erectation is a typical thing in the morning, but also occurs during puberty in school just before being asked to come to the front of the class

by bumfluffc July 18, 2010

Ejactacular

An ejaculation (male or female) expelled in such a manner that the force and feeling of the action is deemed to be spectacular.

Damn baby! I just came so hard. That was ejactacular.

by Nurse Naughty 31 May 1, 2009

Premature Ejection

The act of attempting to open a car door before the doors have been unlocked.

"Wait for me to open the doors, you've caused a premature ejection"

by xraybravo January 28, 2009

Ejector Seat

Upon finishing the act of sex in a vehicule open the door,knee the girl in the asshole out the door and send her on her way.

After we went parking i gave her the ejector seat to get rid of her

by BILLY LEBLANC April 16, 2004

Ejector Treats

The candy that blows out everywhere when a pilot hits the ejector seat to bail out of a fighter jet.

That way, you may have lost your cool airplane and will soon become a P.O.W. but at least there is candy.

During WWII, the Germans were the first to experiment with Ejector Treats

by PaulAllensCard February 5, 2015