Enjoy your last eggroll, punk

Short for the nonsensical quote

"Enjoy your last eggroll, punk, or suffer your last request!"

which has no real meaning or value, since the Chinese interprutation was lost years ago.

Cats: Enjoy your last eggroll, punk, or suffer your last request!
Peter: All your base are belong to us?
Cats: Ney, Fortune founded key is being.

by the eggroll king March 24, 2008

Eggrolling

Rigorous sexual intercourse with a quadruple amputee

They see me eggrolling, they hatin… patrollin tryna catch me riding dirty.

by Lok tones October 11, 2023

Rotten eggrole

A sexually transmitted infection when you have sex with a passed around Asian cuisine chef. It causes your penis to rot off resembling a rotten egg-roll.

I put my rotten eggrole next to a real eggrole and my girlfriend couldn’t even tell a difference when she chowed down on it!

by Soxtynine4life May 20, 2023

Tossing Eggrolls

Giving blow jobs to small or asian penises

Sam's weekend hobby is tossing eggrolls

by Prosser_Casanova November 1, 2016

Europeans, Enchiladas, And Eggrolls

When a White Guy is fucking the guts out of a Mexican Girl and at the same time is being fucked by an Asian Girl from behind.

Europeans, Enchiladas, and Eggrolls: Legal and In Business Since 1964.

by Strawberry Pterodactyls March 16, 2019

Eggroll

If you want to be offensive but not really call then an eggroll

Oi you eggroll come back here!

by Latisha72 July 27, 2018

Eggrolls

The layer of flabiness that protrudes over jeans that are 4 sizes too small. Often combined with a top 4 sizes too short. Generally met with disgust from onlookers.

Damn she's so fat she's got eggrolls.

Is that a belt wrapped around a sleeping bag? Oh wait, it's just a guy with eggrolls

by eggrollington May 16, 2018