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John Egbert

John Egbert, the first character introduced in homestuck, is a 13 year old male with the birthday 4/13. Also known as John Egderp, DORK, FUKING EGBERT, Joooooooohn, and rING THIEF
"Hey look it's fucking John Egbert"
by SeerOfBreath May 7, 2018
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Laughing at Everton

Laughing at Everton

Laughing at Everton is the best and funniest account on Instagram. He also has YouTube and Twitter. This account provides joy and laughter for Liverpool fans and provides misery for the bluetits. He posts daily and is the 1st and most popular “laughing at” account on instagram.

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Laughing at Everton is used to annoy the bluetits.
by Qsx November 2, 2019
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Ewertzed

Ewertzed

The condition of beginning a story, only to be cut off by a stoned man in a bathrobe who has done whatever you were talking about, but better.
I was trying to talk about giving this chick an Irish Mudslide last night, but Joey ewertzed me, so I shot him in the face.
by MikeF15A October 20, 2011
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eberdick

a dick that is so good that the emotion displayed when receiving it is indescribable
can i suck your eberdick?
by hallie boballie January 21, 2019
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Evert

(verb) to produce something extraordinary in a short period of time; or
(verb) to procrastinate up to the last minute, beat the deadline by a hairline and yet not appear rushed or flustered; or
(adjective) a wonderful boyfriend and a super dad.
The deadline is in 2 hours, so imma evert this paper.

He's so evert! He finds time to play with his son despite his busy schedule.
by girlbackpacker September 5, 2012
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Elbert

The most awesome guy in the entire fucken universe. The tallest mountain in the Rocky's (Mt. Elbert) was named after the human Elbert. Elbert = the best.
Michael Phelps is believed to be the Elbert of swimming.
by The one that saves the world October 7, 2011
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Mark Eberlined

1. An utmost display of apathy shown by an employee who has only two weeks left at a job before beginning a new position.

2. Being so totally checked out.
Wow, Jonny hasn't done any work since he got offered that new job. He has really Mark Eberlined.
by ward1se July 18, 2011
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