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An exclamation used when people disturb you while doing work. Such disturbances can include (but not limited to) pressing random keys on computers, stealing pens, or unexpectedly releasing the gas in gas-lift chairs.
Person A: <Typing up assignment>
Person B: <Presses random keys>
Person A: No Eamon! That's a bad Eamon!
Person B: <continues>
by 40xxxxxx May 18, 2009
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Earon

A real genius in every way he approaches and thinks about things. Typically an Asian person, yet, possess a monster of a cock in his chamber,(AKA his sick joggers). He thinks glasses, along with people wearing them, are the hottest shit in the world. His humor is typically edgy and inappropriate, but even the most sheltered of people are forced to laugh at his jokes. People think he's gay because he grinds on male homo-sapiens, but he does it as a way to hide his insecurities from females. Many females like him, but he doesn't let them know if he's interested or not to add an element of mystery. His best friend commonly either has the name of Julian or something. His henchman, his best friend, is typically seen as the beta version 0.001332 version on Earon.
Earon has the best posture, jokes, and even voice.
by EatSomeAssIAmSans February 10, 2019
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Easton

A sweet, charming, adorable, smart, funny, incredibly gifted child. Also the name of a famous sports brand. Derieved from the words east and on. East- the right direction. On-do i really need to tell you? Yes this name is most commonly for white boys.
Girl 1: Oh look he's perfect!
Girl 2: Definitely an EASTON!
by iamahuman12233 April 22, 2010
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Easton

Easton is a sweet guy who can be shy or awkward at first but once he warms up to you he becomes your best friend. He loves playing video games and making people laugh. He will always be there for you and he makes a very good boyfriend. He loves old music but is always down for listening to rap music or singing along even though he doesn't know the words. He loves watching or playing sports and is very caring for his family and has his priorities straight.
Oh Easton? He's a great guy!
I had the best time with Easton last night!
by highwhales June 10, 2018
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Emson

Funniest, he aint no simp, Drip is immaculate. The cutest the most handsome human being ever seen, Bronny has nothing on him. He is very sweet and he last for hours.
Emson is very handsome
by thamankind January 20, 2021
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National kiss an Eamon day

Kiss someone whose name is eamon on september 20th.
Hey! its National Kiss an Eamon day today! Lets make out, Eamon
by tarqueniousmarb September 4, 2022
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Quantitative Easing

A sexual practice whereby many dicks (as big and as many as possible) are inserted into an asshole. The idea is to annihilate the asshole beyond recognition... to the point where nobody could ever figure out exactly WHICH dick caused all the destruction. It destroys the asshole completely, but the destruction is so great that it couldn't possibly be pinned on one particular dick.

Can also be applied to economics, but the term "asshole" is replaced by subject "economy" and "dicks" are replaced by "The Federal Reserve".
Bob: Damn! That bitch's ass is destroyed! They must have performed quantitative easing on her!

Chris: Well, there is certainly some inflation going on there! They could have at least spit on it!
by RandyMarshCT August 3, 2011
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