"My neighbor's chihuahua bothered me, so when they were on vacation I absconded with it, anesthesized it, removed the offending throat organ, and bribed the housesitter to keep her mouth shut. Now it is dumber than a bag of hammers and my neighbors are slightly puzzled."
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Me- You'll never believe what Lil Kurt did today!
Evil Tim- What did he do? Did he try to marry a donkey again?
Me- No, it's even more idiotic than that... the boy tried to launch himself into orbit by supergluing some Roman Candles to his butt! He's in the hospital now for severe rectal burns.
Evil Tim- Man, he's dumber than a sack of dirty underwear...
Evil Tim- What did he do? Did he try to marry a donkey again?
Me- No, it's even more idiotic than that... the boy tried to launch himself into orbit by supergluing some Roman Candles to his butt! He's in the hospital now for severe rectal burns.
Evil Tim- Man, he's dumber than a sack of dirty underwear...
by Shawn B. January 15, 2007
Get the dumber than a sack of dirty underwear mug.1. A comedy movie written, produced, and directed by Bobby and Peter Farrelly starring Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels.
2. George W. Bush and Dick Cheney.
3. Registered voters in 2000 and 2004 who voted for 2 above.
4. A listener of the Rush Limbaugh Show who stays tuned to listen to the Sean Hannity Show.
5. The cumulative effect of repeated viewings of Fox News.
2. George W. Bush and Dick Cheney.
3. Registered voters in 2000 and 2004 who voted for 2 above.
4. A listener of the Rush Limbaugh Show who stays tuned to listen to the Sean Hannity Show.
5. The cumulative effect of repeated viewings of Fox News.
1. Dumb and Dumber is one the funniest movies of all time.
2. Did you hear that Dumb and Dumber are spying on our own people and using warrantless wiretaps?
3. You voted for Bush/Cheney AGAIN? That makes you dumb and dumber.
4. My friend Dave keeps the radio tuned to an AM talk station and stays glued to it from 11:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. central standard time Monday through Friday. He's becoming dumb and dumber.
5. Paul watches Fox News every night after he masturbates to pictures of George W. Bush and Dick Cheney. He's getting dumb and dumber every night.
2. Did you hear that Dumb and Dumber are spying on our own people and using warrantless wiretaps?
3. You voted for Bush/Cheney AGAIN? That makes you dumb and dumber.
4. My friend Dave keeps the radio tuned to an AM talk station and stays glued to it from 11:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. central standard time Monday through Friday. He's becoming dumb and dumber.
5. Paul watches Fox News every night after he masturbates to pictures of George W. Bush and Dick Cheney. He's getting dumb and dumber every night.
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oh my god! that girl was in line for like 10 minutes and now she is holding up the line because she was to stupid to chose earlier! what a fucking dumberly!
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