Duche bag

ass hole

Matt has been a real duche bag since he moved.

by anonymous May 20, 2021

Duche canoe

A person who thinks only of self. Inconsiderate to the nth degree. Will react with tears, signs of hurt should one criticize the behavior. True narsocist

You are such a duche canoe! I told you I didn’t like liver!

by MesaMil February 3, 2022

Duched

The act of getting hit in the face with a used tampon. The tampon must be used not just wet from being soaked in water.

"I saw what Erika did to you, you got duched!

by shipotop December 21, 2010

lover duche oven

A weird kink where one of the lovers gets super turned on after getting duche oven

That's a lover duche oven

by I'm da man April 27, 2016

duche dick

The cross of being a douche and a complete dick.

Kt was such a duche dick last night after mark left work.

by Mr69allthetimeschsv6stang April 20, 2017

Recovering Duche Bag

A person who was a duche bag earlier in his life and tries to prevent others from becoming one or having relations with others who might be a duche bag by means of advice and/or guidance

Ex#1) (Younger Male Friend) Dude this expensive Lacrosse shirt will look insane on me.

(Recovering Duche Bag) Come on man, you do not need a $150 shirt to get girls you'll look like a duch bag. I should know im a recovering duche bag.

(Ex#2)(Recovering Duche Bag) You should not go out this frat boy.

(Girl) Why not?

(Recovering Duche Bag) He's duche bag and only wants in your delicates. I should know i'm a recovering duche bag.

by krusty123 May 31, 2010