Drowning in weed

When you inhale so much bong water and you start choking.

*violently coughs*
Damn bro, was that a big hit?
Nah, just drowning in weed.

by The_moose June 22, 2015

Drowning a Jagmeet

Taking a huge shit. Normally drowning a Jagmeet is no normal shit, but a massive, insanely bad smelling feces bomb that very closely resembles both the look and smell of famous Canadian reek, Jagmeet Singh

Darren: "Holy crap man, I think I'm going to be Drowning a Jagmeet pretty soon here! Had tacobell last night"
Damian: "Fuck man, don't do it in mu bathroom, that's going fucking stink!"

by Josh Lenner July 11, 2023

Reverse Drowning

Eating six Popeye's biscuits no drink within the span of 15 minutes.

You have to do it with half a serving of honey dipping sauce so your mouth is all sticky but it doesn't quench the dryness. That's reverse drowning

by that_fucking_asshole November 1, 2021

drooling vegetable

One who’s head resembles a large, round, fruit or vegetable such as a pumpkin or a huge tomato.

This individual is unable to regulate the amount of saliva their mouth produces, causing them to drool uncontrollably.

It is likely this individual is also dimwitted.

"Why can't that guy figure it out?"
"Cut him some slack. He's a drooling vegetable."

by Sean Courtney July 16, 2008

Andrew Dowling

usually an anoying person who doesnt know what stop means he usually asks you over and over for your ipod. they dont shut up and not good around girls

andrew dowling

by unknown person123 March 24, 2010

Drowning

You are beyond desperate and thirsty. You would hook up with anyone. It is not good to be drowning.

Jessica : hey Sally what are you looking at
Sally : ohh just the guy over their in the yellow
Jessica : umm I think he is ten. That is half our age not to mention the mud on his pants. Well I hope it's mud!
Sally : I don't care ima go and work my magic. Bye.
Jessica : your drowning

by Cinnamonsheen February 27, 2014

Drowning The Old Hag

Drowning The Old Hag is a game hybrid of a sexual move and parkour. 17 people (either 11 males & 6 females, or 3 males and 14 females) enter a room completely naked. The room's floor, walls, and ceiling are all spring loaded and are constantly flying armchairs and sofas at high velocity all about the room. The 17 people form a cirle by performing oral sex on one another and their left foot must always be resting on a piece of furniture. The last person to climax is the winner, who then chooses 8 people to stay and help kidnapp the next 9 people to play.

"NEVER play Drowning The Old Hag, Satan is the DM."

by Getsuyobi February 29, 2008