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Douchebag Curl

The single curled strand of hair that remains after gelling back one's hair. This sort of curl is usually associated with someone who finds pleasure in other peoples misery. People who rock this hair style have been known to wear dark colored pin stripe suits, bowler hats, and reek of cologne.
The business man with the douchebag curl, leveled an orphanage to make room for a potential Wal-Mart Supercenter parking lot.

"Man....George must have woken up with a douchebag curl. He kicked sand in that little girls face, peed on that Ginger Family, and stole my root beer."
by Peacock Dragon December 8, 2009
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Douchbagathon

Watching the full season of Jersey shore in one day
“Hey Carla want to come over and watch the douchbagathon?”
"Na Jersey shore gives you brain herpes "
by Jsole February 4, 2010
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Douchebag Delight

The reigning king and or queen of all douchedom. Can be abbrevaited DBD.
by Jessi and Rachel October 4, 2006
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douchbagerie

the act, or state of being a douchbag.
did you see the seattle/green bay game?

no, what happend?

during the overtime coin toss, matt hasseback said "tails, and we're gonna score!" during the first drive, he threw an interception for a touchdown and they lost the game.

a classic case of douchbagerie.
by cpn January 13, 2008
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Von Douchebag

a pretender, poser, someone who tries to be something they are not, a fraud or imposter
Look at that puny kid wearing that chain and trucker hat... what a Von Douchebag!
by Arielle Brittani December 3, 2005
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Douchebagadonia

A small country bordered by Fucktardistan and Assholonia
I met Ryan Seacrest in at the Fucktardistan airport on his way to Assholinia, and had a layover in Douchebagadonia.
by The Timmeh April 4, 2009
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Douchebag Jar

Popularized in the series premiere of the Fox show "New Girl."

A jar into which a person puts money after he or she says or does something a douchebag would do.
(to a female friend)
Guy: I know you've been through a lot, but I'd still totally do you.
Girl: Really? That's so nice...
Girl and other Guys: DOUCHEBAG JAR!!
by ynnoj123 September 21, 2011
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