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Dougherty Valley High School 

A school obsessed with grades, AP classes, honor classes, and majority Asian. Football team sucks and never wins, but god damn their badminton team and girls tennis team are on fire! You can walk down the hallway and hear 5 different conversations about classes, particularly AP and honor classes. If you haven't skipped a grade of math at DVHS, you sure as hell better be taking the honors of AP level of your "on level" math class to redeem yourself. Majority of the school is aiming to be a doctor or some kind of engineer. Majority of school hates being at Dougherty, and wishes for a less competitive school. Added bonus, your social status at school is determined by a simple decision: Grades vs Social Life, one puts you in the academic arena with no social life, the other puts you in the social hierarchy practiced by other schools where you will never be accepted as an equal in any AP or honor class by the other academic oriented kids.
Dougherty Valley High School kid: Hey Dougherty is a great school (in mind: not!)
Cal Kid: (Looks at friends then back at DVHS kid and laughs) You all have no social lives!
Cal Kid #2: Constantly going on about grades
Dublin High Kid: We beat your ass every year in football!
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dough hits 

The act of inhaling gas and alcohol released from fermenting dough. The standard method of dough hits is by punching the dough and sticking one's head in the receptacle as the gas is released.
"John received a tidy out-of court settlement from Pizza Hut after he split his head open when losing consciousness from dough hits."
dough hits by Eldrecko2000 August 24, 2007

cock doughnut 

A funny name to call somebody when they piss you off.
Person 1 Yo I Fucked your mom last night

Person 2 Shut the fuck up you cock Doughnut

you fucking doughnut 

One of the best insults coming out of Gordon Ramsay’s mouth, one of the most destructive ways to end peoples lives and careers as they would end up having a heart attack or like a brain damage.
Patrick: hey fam, did you bring the assignment’s copies?
George: oh for fucks sake, I forgot it mate
Patrick: you fUcking dOughnUt, absolutely useless you are
you fucking doughnut by MsKeisha January 18, 2021

bop that chicken on the head and go ahead and make the doughnut 

Kick the stress away and go for your dreams
"I am nervous about my presentation. Maybe i'm not good enough! it's my deepest want in the world to succeed with this, but i'm afraid i won't be what they want."
" yeah... well why don't you just go bop that chicken on the head and go ahead and make the doughnut."
"....o..k. i will!"
Did you get some dough?
dough by Fangsta March 19, 2003

Cookie Dough 

A completely delicious substance that society prohibits us to bring to gatherings raw, so we are forced to bake it, therefore decreasing its deliciousness
Person 1: Cookie dough is far better than baked cookies
Person 2: Damn straight