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Douchaster

A room filled with tools, a party with a bunch of loser guys, a gathering of people with bad bs, a disaster made by a group of douchy guys
We stopped by Ryan's house and it was a douchaster, everyone had strapped on a horrible buzz.
by Hilton westcott June 13, 2010
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douchebiter

A compound insult, consisting of the insult Douchebag and the word Biter, thus referring to the person being insulted as someone who actually bites a vaginal douche. nuff said.
John: hey, you really suck at everything you do
Francis: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DOUCHEBITER!!!
by suomynonamai July 7, 2011
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Doucheaveriiatius

A physical disease contracted once born into the world, it afflicts one in ten men. The symptoms of this are owning a large well furnished home, owning a sports car which cost more then your university fees and having a drop dead gorgeous partner, yet still complaining about life.

The only known cure for Doucheaveriiatius is a shift sharp kick in the groin followed by a good three minute bottling.
<Wealthy Young Male Executive> "Oh darn I just got a four thousand pay rise, too bad my porsche still has another week in it, before I can buy another car, why does this depress me so much, doctor?"

<Doctor Wellington> "I'm sorry to say this, sir, you have Doucheaveriiatius."
by Dr. Wellington and Sons July 4, 2012
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douchebiebery

Pronounced douche-bieber-ee
Invented by the moose, aka Jared Padalecki in an angry tweet wanting to deport Justin Bieber, and he described his actions as "douchebiebery" which is a combination of douchebaggey and bieber. Can be used to insult justin or his actions, and possibly any beliebers.
Belieber: OmFG #CuTtingForBieBer !!!111!!1!!!!

Person: eew ur really gonna do that for all the douchebiebery justin did? You must be a simple minded ass-kissing peasant.

Belieber: omg !!1!1!1!!! No dont insult da biebs!!1!1! Cutting isnt a joke!!

Person: well why would u cut for a person who obviously doesnt care about his fans if hes letting them do this....

Belieber: you dont know what ur talking about !! He loves us!

Person: bitch, please.
by DaMoose February 4, 2014
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Douchectomy

The surgical removal of douchebaggery from an infected individual. This procedure is very risky and is typically performed only in emergencies; in severe cases where the douchebaggery has had time to metastasize the operation is often fatal.
"Listen guys, I know it's bad, but it's just too late! If we give him a douchectomy now it's going to kill him: the disease has spread so far that there won't be anything left you can see without a microscope!

....Hell, maybe that ain't so bad."
by Southern Geologist October 12, 2016
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The Dorchester Method

A method of driving where the driver cuts through a gas station or other parking lot to skip a red light on a turn.
Friend 1: “Yo the lights red, hit The Dorchester Method”
Friend 2: “Word, imma cut through this Cumbys”
by Pogfish19 September 8, 2021
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[Doucheberg]

Being a giant Douche, So to speak, as large as an Iceberg.
Dude, Stop being a Doucheberg.
by harry_pujols June 9, 2007
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