douchebagery

words or actions given by one who is a douchebag

"I really can't deal with your douchebagery right now."

by kimmorris January 4, 2009

Douchebagery

–noun

The art, practice, or skill of being a douchebag.

Misrepresenting your relationship status in order to hook up.

Belittling others in order to make yourself look better.

Showing a total disrespect for other people's feelings or societal norms.

The act of putting on a flase persona in order to impress a girl.

-See also guidos and meatheads

New Jersey guidos practice douchebagery down the shore.

Bill Clinton is a master of douchebagery.

by Matty_O February 4, 2010

douchecanoe

Douchecanoe (n) -

1. A long-winded and narrow-minded douche.

2. The preferred mode of transportation for one or more douchebags.

1. "That unspecified radio shock jock can bloviate for hours without using a single shred of evidence to back his claims; he is a certifiable douchecanoe."

2. "Oh great, Brock and the gang just rolled up on the front lawn in their douchecanoe. This party is officially fucked."

by Nuanda03 August 29, 2012

douchebasket

another word for douchebag used when you are extremely tired of people overusing the term douchebag.

Failing Conversation:
Guy 1:That guy was a total douchebag!
Guy 2:Wow, that's original...

Successful Conversation:
Guy 3:That dude was such a douchebasket!
Guy 2:Yeah, one of the biggest I've ever seen.

by Lvl225 March 20, 2010

Douchebageryness

Douchbageryness is a word used when explaining someone who has exemplified themselves by pulling numerous douchebagery moves.

A boy who brings a bar girl around a girl he's talking to would be called a douchebag, ergo when describing the event you would refer to his "douchebageryness". He exudes the essensence of a true douche.

by acmcgee May 16, 2011

Douchecarrot

A guy from the shore area of New Jersey with an orange tan and green hair.

Guy 1: Who's that?
Guy 2: Oh, that's just the resident douchebag.
Guy 1: You mean douchecarrot?
Douchecarrot: Bitch, I get so much pussy you have a small dick!
Guy 1: Yeah, I'm pretty sure girls masturbate with you all the time, Mr. Carrot.

by EggtasticTaco June 16, 2011

douchecapacitor

A person who stores up grudges and occasionally discharges them with a vengeance, much as a capacitor stores an electrical charge. Coined, as far as Google knows, on July 17, 2012 by Zandar

You have to watch it when he seems mellow and taking it in stride. He's a douchecapacitor, and one day, he'll zap you.

by Mr. Edwina July 20, 2012