That guy at the theater who tears your ticket and then tell you what theater to sit your fat ass in so you can spill your pop-corn and leave your coke for him to clean up, only to take revenge by putting his lice in your head rest you lazy bitch. Down the hall, 4th door on the , thats the hand that makes an L.
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When someone a dozen steps ahead of you holds the door open and you have to walk quickly so they don't have to wait for you - the result being that it would have been more convenient to just open the door yourself.
Whenever I go into the parking garage after work someone ahead of me holds the door open and I have to do the doorman dash.
by O-town Daddy October 13, 2013
Get the Doorman Dash mug.noun - (expands on the idea of a "doormat") The ideal doormate is a man who allows those in his life to walk all over him because of a lack of conviction and confidence. He then partners up with a woman who does the same.
That Crystal is such a bitch of a woman. I can't believe Todd puts up with her, he's such a doormate!
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Hey Christie you fat bitch door mat why dont you just do us all a favour and die...... oh sorry babe i didnt mean it just give me sum plant and get back in to bed and ill make it all better.
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