doof

A guy who works in retail merchandising. His job is to detail the showroom and make it look fabulous. Comes from the british word poof but with a 'D' for detail.

Hey Jimmy, that guy fluffing those pillows over there is a right doof!

by senior doof August 28, 2007

doof

"food" spelled backwards.

"I deen(need) some fuckin' doof."
"That was some doog(good) doof."

by peteymas September 13, 2007

Doof

The act of pooping in inappropriate public places.

Pooping off of the roof of a liquor store.

by Jonathan April 9, 2004

doof

a person that is the appitimy of stupid.

Jennifer Kunkelman ; Shane Lucas

Jenn and Shane are one doofy couple.

Shane why are you such a doof?

Jenn, you are a doof, don't deny it.

by Tiffy. ;D June 11, 2011

Doof

Two bestfriends with the names of Jessica and Brad! Nothing but those two names!! names like Jonna an Alex that say they are not doofs, truley doofs... or Stve and James... nope sorry, only Jessica and Brad can be doofs!!!

Jessica- hey doof!
Brad- Hey doof
Hand shake thingy

Alex- hey doof
Jonna- were not doofs, only jessica and Brad are doofs!

by SPIKE aka doof March 8, 2009

doof

N. Short for doofer which is a remote control for an electronic appliance

Who's got the doof for the telly?

by one eyed milkman April 27, 2004

Doof

To talk a lot of shit and not back it up. In fact, not only do you not back it up, but you mess it up beyond all repair.

Dude! This is important, don't doof it up!

by Mantooth Furburger January 24, 2003