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Doof

A sound effect made by someone to emphasize when something is hit with high impact of any kind, be it a punch, a car slamming into a brick wall, a gunshot, or a high impact fart launching out of someones tight rectum with the force of ten typhoons.

You usually want to stretch out the "F" sound, as if it's a sniper rifle shot resonating through the air.
"Yo what's 'doof'? You keep saying that and it's confusing me."
"Oh! Allow me to demonstrate" *winds up punch and slams fist into their face* "DOOOOOOOOF"
by fartsensei69 January 23, 2020
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Doof

Doof is a slang term often used to describe a state of being under the influence of mind-altering substances, particularly when one is high or stoned. This word is commonly employed in informal conversations, typically in situations where someone appears to be acting in a carefree, goofy, or eccentric manner due to the effects of substances like marijuana or other recreational drugs. "Doofed" individuals might display altered perceptions, giggling fits, and a tendency to engage in quirky behavior, making it a fitting term to capture the lighthearted and sometimes offbeat nature of being in an altered state. However, it's important to note that the word "doof" is primarily used within specific social circles and might not be universally recognized.
“Bro i’m so doof I can’t believe this”

“How doof are you right now? I’m feeling pretty doof”
by yanguwan October 12, 2023
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doofing

A ugly person who post pics of them on social media and thinks it’s cute
hey look at what noah posted what a doofing
by xoxololl March 27, 2020
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Doof It

The attempt to consume drugs with your dick. A dick-based boof. May be performed by dipping the tip in, pouching in the foreskin, funneling into urethra, among other methods.
It's free if you doof it!

Hey man be careful not to sniff coke from the doofin pile
by Doofer Dan January 12, 2023
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Doofing

When two girlfriends hold hands while they pee. Sometimes includes when they wipe each other after.
"Harold, I think they're lesbians!" "They are Karen I heard them talking about doofing!"
by number1gay November 25, 2020
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Doof

Ah Yeh bas ma doof's burst. Better tell yer ma ye fell on it.
by Duthart June 10, 2007
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doofed

to twat into a stationary object with painfull consiquences
AOUCH! i doofed into a fat bitch!
by Jake De-Leardy May 4, 2003
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