41 definitions by one eyed milkman

titwank

(noun) the act of putting your erecttodger 'twixt a girl's jugs

dat ho gave me a titwank

by one eyed milkman May 31, 2004

bob an otter

to have a cack

scuse me i gotsta go bob an otter

by one eyed milkman April 20, 2004

Beaten like a red haired stepchild

Sorry, my example was grammatically incorrect. This is how it should have been written:

Gaz just beat Sean like a red haired stepchild

by one eyed milkman April 30, 2004

Beaten like a red haired stepchild

To have had a tank of whoopass opened on oneself.

Sean just got beaten like a red haired stepchild by Gaz!!!

by one eyed milkman April 30, 2004

fallen to the communists

Descriptive of a woman who is on the rag.

Drat,she's fallen to the communists!

by one eyed milkman April 30, 2004

Number three

Playing with ones genitals for sexual gratification. In layman's terms, wanking.

I need a number three

by one eyed milkman May 4, 2004

throw the pig

v. to put your hoo-hoo dilly in woman's cha cha

WHOA! Would I throw the pig on that!

by one eyed milkman April 20, 2004