41 definitions by one eyed milkman

titwank

(noun) the act of putting your erecttodger 'twixt a girl's jugs

dat ho gave me a titwank

by one eyed milkman May 31, 2004

a sphincter says what

Something you say to someone quickly causing them to say "what?" and then you go "haha you said what so you're a sphincter!"

Teh example is covered above darling

by one eyed milkman July 10, 2004

Number three

Playing with ones genitals for sexual gratification. In layman's terms, wanking.

I need a number three

by one eyed milkman May 4, 2004

throw the pig

v. to put your hoo-hoo dilly in woman's cha cha

WHOA! Would I throw the pig on that!

by one eyed milkman April 20, 2004

pmh

web acronym for "pissing myself here" (as opposed to LMAO}

guy 1: <says something funney>
guy 2: pmh!

by one eyed milkman April 21, 2004

honk on

N. An erection

She gives me a honk on

by one eyed milkman June 7, 2004

bob an otter

to have a cack

scuse me i gotsta go bob an otter

by one eyed milkman April 20, 2004