Distortion Language

Noun.
A form of spanglish and other made up words used widely in the Miami Lakes and Hialeah areas of South Florida. Founded by two brothers Andre and Migz Arellano circa 1998 and since then it has spread to the local scene in said area.

"Most teenagers in Miami Lakes and Hialeah now speak to each other in distortion language."

Distortion Language by Chingon December 16, 2005

Distarted

An adjective or noun meaning someone who is distracted and acting completely retarted.

Like when you are doing something stupid but don't know that you are doing it because you are paying attention to something else. OR you are being distracted doing something retarted

"Don't you have to go now?" Guy
"Uh, I did but my mom is being distarted." Girl
"Oooh." Guy
"Yea, she is distracted watching tv." Girl
"But that means she is distracted not distarted?" Guy
"No, she is watching Twilight." Girl
"Oh, I see how she is being retarted." Guy

Distarted by Azivin December 3, 2009

distorted vision

distorted vision it the running mate of the blur not his sidekick they split the leader duties don the middle he has the ame powers as the blur but he also uses guns and knives and swords and shit like that

distorted vision will blow yer goddam hed off while you are hiding from the blur

distorted vision by billy aka the nessilator November 3, 2003

distortionary 

Propaganda in the form of a documentary. Usually a gross distortion of truth by the use of selective facts and hyperbole.

FAHRENHEIT 9/11, Nazi propaganda films, Planned parenthood brochures

distortionary by Truuth December 4, 2004

Distortion 

Usally associate this word with drugs, crime and prison

Oh man, what a distorted life you have

Distortion by aye December 15, 2003

distortoe face 

some one who's face takes on a new look while trying to pry something apart or open something real tight.

check out matt's distortoe face while he trys to lift that tire

distortoe face by samich February 28, 2009

distorded 

1. v. to act crazy or unsensibly
2. v. to act igorantly
4. adj. tight (fashionable)

1. He is so high, he's distorted.
2. Stop ackin so distorted or you gone get yo ass kicked.
3. Check out da shoes on dat ride, dem rims distorted.

distorded by Iesha "dragonluvher" Whiting June 22, 2003