distorded 

1. v. to act crazy or unsensibly
2. v. to act igorantly
4. adj. tight (fashionable)

1. He is so high, he's distorted.
2. Stop ackin so distorted or you gone get yo ass kicked.
3. Check out da shoes on dat ride, dem rims distorted.

distorded by Iesha "dragonluvher" Whiting June 22, 2003

Rob Centa Personality Disorder 

A psychological syndrome comprising a mix of narcissism, troubles with social interaction, and sadism. Grandiose, and always ready to cast criticsm as jealousy, Rob Centas undermine institutions and organizations in which they are involved, and dehumanize the people with whom they associate. People usually notice signs when the subject struggles to appear affable in social situations. For example, the social media posts of a person with RCPD often appear to be contrived attempts to appear normal. RCPD is a hypothetical, experimental diagnostic category. RCPD is not found in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-IV-TR). As a hypothetical syndrome, RCPD could include aspects of narcissistic personality disorder (NPD) as well as traits of autism spectrum disorder (ASD) .

Person 1: Something's off about that guy. He gives me goosebumps.
Person 2: He probably has Rob Centa Personality Disorder.

Rob Centa Personality Disorder by oneofthousands December 12, 2018

Amogus Disorder 

Amogus Disorder is a semi-disorder with 7 stages. The disorder revolves around the indie social deduction game among us. The stages are listed below.

Stage 1:
The user is interested in the indie social deduction game Among Us. This is the first step to the inescapeapble disorder.

Stage 2:

The user sees some content and memes of Among Us and laughs at them and enjoys them.

Stage 3:
The user grows tired of Among Us, thinking it's littered with kids and unfunny memes. This stage can also be the stage people stop at, mostly users over the age of 21.

Stage 4:

The user stumbles upon the meme "Amogus". This is the step that really dooms the user and there is no turning back after this step. At first users may think it's unfunny but.....

Stage 5:

If the user thought the meme "Amogus" was unfunny beforehand, they start thinking it's funny, and they think the meme is a good example of how Among Us is littered with small children and incredibly overused, so they laugh at it.

Stage 6:
The user starts unironically using the phrase "Amogus". This stage may vary from spamming the phrase online and saying the phrase in real life and laughing at it. This stage is when the phrase "Amogus" starts corrupting their thinking.

Stage 7:
The user starts seeing the familiarity of real life objects and crewmates from Among Us. The user may spam: "GET OUT OF MY HEAD" during this stage. This is the last stage, and users suffering from this stage are quite common.

"Bro make this stop crewmates are everywhere and I cant unsee this..."
"You have Amogus Disorder."

Amogus Disorder by LierGuest/Frust March 7, 2021

disturbed brat

A certain disturbed brat at the Headquarters of the United Nations: "How dare you?! You ruined my future corn crops!"

- "Who da hell dat disturbed brat is?"
- "Greta Thunberg, a climate horny Swedish school skipper."

disturbed brat by O. W. Tongueincheek January 19, 2022

Posttraumatic Prison Disorder 

A mental illness that can evolve from incarceration due to ongoing humiliation, being forced to follow meaningless directives, frequent and sudden schedule changes and the lack of even the most minimally necessary personal space.

When he couldn’t step into the cramped porta-potty after being released, it hit him that he had likely developed Posttraumatic Prison Disorder.

Posttraumatic Prison Disorder by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

Schizoaffective disorder

A severe and relatively rare form of mental illness in which a significant mood disorder (depression or bipolar disorder) is interspersed with periods of chronic psychosis even when the person's mood is normal. Less than 0.5% of the population are said to have this condition.

He has schizoaffective disorder, depressive type.

Schizoaffective disorder by Doc_B April 14, 2015

Posttraumatic Trump Disorder

A mental disorder characterized by an overarching sense of dread, anticipatory nausea, and hypervigilance to the possibility of war brought on by the vocal intonations and irrational statements made by the 45th U.S. President.

As I listen to the A.G.’s denuded summary of the Special Counsel’s Report, I realize I have developed a full-blown case of Posttraumatic Trump Disorder.

Posttraumatic Trump Disorder by Dr Bunnygirl March 25, 2019