Urban Dictionary: the blur

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the worlds most powerful supervillain
he hast the powers of the flash only he is so fast when he takes off running he is already to the destination before his shadow has left the departure

the blur will kick you in the nuts with blur kick causing you head to explode with such force it can destroy a city block

by billy aka the nessilator November 03, 2003

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dirtpilled

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

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The Blur

The time in your life while you are parenting small children. Symptoms are consistent with other dementia disorders; forgetfulness, disorientation, sleeplessness, forgetfulness, exhaustion, snappishness. Blur-induced stupidity is commonly occurring and profound. Hopefully, the effects of The Blur diminish over time. Rumored to last about 18 years.

I got to Target and I swear to God I had no idea what I was supposed to buy. I ended up getting coffee and diapers and then spent 20 minutes trying to find my car in the parking lot. I used to have a PhD in physics and now I am a MORON. It's The Blur... It's killing me. What?

by Rants from MommyLand November 22, 2010

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