Distance

The biggest cock-block in all existence. Ever.

"I wish I could date that blogger."
"Don't you guys live over 3,000 miles away?"
"Yeah..."
"Distance is such a cock-block."

by an angry Internet user October 9, 2011

long distance relationship

A long distance relationship requires strong bonds and truthfullness as well as honesty. It requires two people who truely heart *Second Deffinition* or love each other. There are many levels of "Long Distance Relationships" ranging from hours away to states away or even countries away.

Gates: Hey How are you in that one girl
Phillip: We're doing great our long distance relationship is working out fine
Gates: Thats great man

by Jonathan Drake April 10, 2007

distance running

the toughest kind of running. much tougher than sprinting. 90% mental, 10% physical, 100% insanity. can you handle it?

distance running is awesome!

by runnerchick1 February 17, 2009

Dick distance

The amount of new dicks you need to get in you, before you can consider yourself "over" your ex. Measured in inches/feet.

I reckon I need about 3 feet of dick distance from Steve.

by Tee4535 June 24, 2017

Long Distance Relationship

They are absolute hell. You love your partner so much although you can’t be with them as much as you want to. You lay awake at night thinking of them and how much you wish you could be together. All the terrible things aside this kind of relationship is strong and shows that you can love without physically being together.

Me and my boyfriend are in a Long Distance Relationship and I miss him so much.

by OOOOOMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGG January 18, 2019

Long Distance Piss

When a guy tries to go as far away as possible from the toilet or urinal while pissing. Involves a rapid return to normal range if one doesnt wish to piss on the ground after the pressure subsides.

I'll give you a hint: A 45 degree angle is the optimum angle for your cock to achieve distance. (incidentally this is the same for throwing a ball or shooting a gun)

by TheDuke March 24, 2005

Middle-distance relationship

A middle-distance relationship, or "MDR", is when two people find themselves living with *JUST* enough distance between them that they can’t see each other as often as they'd like — shorter than the distance between Taylor Swift and Adele's vocal ranges but longer than the time it takes to master the catchy lyrics to Tay Tay’s latest chart-topper. Commonly used for a relationship with a significant other, friend, or friend's pet that lives more than 30 minutes, one bridge or a very large hill away.

Person 1: How often do you see your BFF?
Person 2: Um, like once a month TOPS. She lives all the way in Oakland.
Person 1: Ew. I hate crossing the bridge.
Person 2: I know, but I love her. She makes having a middle-distance relationship totes worth

by LuxeValet August 17, 2016