Dingus

A cross between a dringle and a dangus; A generally silly person.

Learn some decent grammar, ya dingus...

by Bae-nana June 5, 2015

double Dingus

When a person eats a large amount of pizza and then throws up on their mothers shirts, robs 32 7/11's and then urinates in gary colemans eyeball, followed by you growing a second penis above your original one, only the new one is small and looks like Flava-Flav's nose

DUUUUUUUDE I JUZ DUN TITTY FUCKED YO'HUSBAND
how did you do that?
HE GOT MAAAAAAAAAD CD-PLAYA'S NIGGA
what are you talking about?
I HAVE A DOUBLE DINGUS, ITS REALLY COOL, WANNA SEE???

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nasty!!!!!!!!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA BOIIIIIIIIIIIII

by SUPA DEFINER June 21, 2009

dingus weave

a stinky butthole

why is your butthole stinky , you dingus weave

by eatmypussybich June 15, 2017

DINGUS

A Dingus is a goofy spazzy person, For example, if you're friend trip's a lot, or drops things, he/she is a dingus. A dingus does not necessarily mean stupid, it's just a very clumsy and goofy person. Give this a like if you know a dingus

You're such a dingus. Ha! Ya dingus!

by Just_a_dingus May 27, 2018

dingostyle

An intense form of superior intercourse and can only be done by few people the feeling is... unimaginable. It is similar to doggystyle but more deluxe. People who dingostyle are called dingostylers and while they are doing it they call it dingostyling.Used by south Australian fellas also the dingostyle master is known as ranger benny.

"Hannah's parents went dingostyle that arvo after church"
"He is such a dag but he is such a fine dingostyler"
"Oi mate lemme get down on ya dingostyle"

by Uchihagang May 29, 2018

dingus jousting

When you and another guy both sit in office chairs and roll at eachother with there hard cocks out and joust uselly using the belly button as a target. Uselly the bigger cock wins since it hits first theres no regulation for jousting pole length.

I had an epic dingus jousting battle lastnight...was so intest i jizzed right if my opponents belly button.

by Sausagehole April 13, 2019

Dingus McLingus

An individual with no aptitude for success who nonetheless presume competence. AKA, a skill-devoid mansplaining rube who is the unwitting object of ridicule over an extended period of time (for instance, their adulthood). AKA, a haughty knave, lacking in cunning and sophistication, who is ineffective in all pursuits, much to the irritation or amusement of his or her peer group. Usually male.

Don't let Dingus McLingus walk the dog. He'll probably let it get eaten by a hawk.

by RandyBob December 30, 2020