Discombumbered

The act of being severely confused or in a state of what-the-fuck-ness after taking in a large amount of alcohol or marijuana.

Dude, I took at hit of that green & now I'm all discombumbered.

by RonniFace March 28, 2009

Discomgooglation

The term discomgooglation is a combination of the words discombobulate and Google.

It is the addiction and/ or dependence on the uses of the Internet.

Research studies showed that many people developed high levels of stress when they were not allowed to use the Internet. Other symptoms includes an increase in heart rate, blood pressure and brain activity

He suffers from discomgooglation. He gets all stressed out if he has not been on the internet at least once a day.

by DanielK94 November 2, 2010

discomfortated

the feeling of being uncomfortable, as an elderly person, and not remembering the correct word to use in such a case

These bleachers make me feel... discomfortated.

by grandchild June 22, 2011

discombobulated potato siopao fish

confused lazy white squishy mermaid thing

a pair of discombobulated potato siopao fish walked into the room,

by BellaTaeStanThx August 4, 2020

Discombobulatory

Discombobulatory is the most confused state known to mankind. You just have no idea what to do or what is going on, everything is just freakin' crazy! A discombobulatory state can be achieved by using drugs, dreaming, being a ditzy blonde, or just being a complete idiot like me. It can actually be quite fun to be in a discombobulatory situation.

Me: First I was continuously pelted with green beans at lunch. Now I get to science class and my experimental guppy, Carl is freakin' dead! I think I'll blame that dick with the uni brow that sits next to me.

Dick with uni brow: Wtf?

Me: I dunno! Everything's just all discombobulatory right now!

by I Am Not a Hippie August 24, 2008

Discombobulated

A state of being shocked and/or confused.

-What are you doing?
-I don't know!
-Stop, you don't know how to do anything?!
-NO!
-Nice, you ruined it!
-I'M SO DISCOMBOBULATED!!!!

by sportsdude88 April 3, 2010

discombobulated

having self-possession upset; thrown into confusion

To throw into a state of confusion, when concentration is lost off the main topic.

by anonymous May 13, 2005