Dickstracted

Dickstracted-The act of being 'distracted' by fornication.

Dickstracted-

"Why are you so late today?"

Employee- "Please excuse me for being late, I got dicktracted."

by MrsThang May 17, 2021

Dickstracted

Completely distracted by cock where you can’t think about anything else but cocks

Kim was so dickstracted by Joe’s cock she backed into Allen’s Cadillac.

by Northside O’Fallon June 13, 2021

DarkStache

The adorable ship between markiplier egos

Darkiplier
And
wilford Worfstache

The most amazing thing in the world

Me: DarkStache is the best

Best friend: yeah
Other friend: what is a DarkStache

by HolaIdiotsWhoAreJustBored May 22, 2021

Dicksuace

The after math of last night Aka cum

Damn i put my dicksuace on her tits

by anonymous January 3, 2022

dickstanzeraratarereinsteroum

1. a person that uses the urban dictionary

2. a person that has a zillion dollars

Example: Look at that dickstanzeraratarereinsteroum he has a zillion dollars!
Example2: WOW I USE THE URBAN DICTIONARY SO I AM A dickstanzeraratarereinsteroum

by waluigi the retarded retard July 18, 2022

dickache

When you haven’t had sex in a while but you need to you have a dickache.

Man, I haven’t had sex in so long, I have a dickache.

by Katana_HN January 6, 2023

Dickstracted

unable to concentrate because one’s mind or body is consumed by dick.

I couldn’t finish watching the movie because I got dickstracted

by Bad_witch66 January 12, 2023