I do not give a shit NO FUCKS GIVEN EITHER YOU DICKWEED

I DO NOT WFICKING CARE YOU DISCO WEEED AI WONKING HATE YOU WANT THE FUCKING PHONE THROWN AT YOUR FACE?!?!? SHUT THE FUCK UP I DONT GIVE A SHIT OR FUCK, KILL YOURSELF + RATIO + I DONT CARE + DOING YOUR MOM - EAT DICK YOU PENIS SHIT

Carl: hey Tim wanna see a Reddit meme I post-
Tim: I do not give a shit NO FUCKS GIVEN EITHER YOU DICKWEED. I DO NOT WFICKING CARE YOU DISCO WEEED AI WONKING HATE YOU WANT THE FUCKING PHONE THROWN AT YOUR FACE?!?!? SHUT THE FUCK UP I DONT GIVE A SHIT OR FUCK, KILL YOURSELF + RATIO + I DONT CARE + DOING YOUR MOM - EAT DICK YOU PENIS SHIT
Carl: Jesus Christ

by Massive rotating balls god April 22, 2022

dickweed

A person whose penis is so inactive that it literally begins to grow weeds.

Dude is that Socrates over there? He's a big time dickweed. I can see shit growing in his pants.

by Rufusherewherethefuckismyphone September 25, 2010

Dickipedia

noun A person, usually male, who feels the need to demonstrate his intelligence by correcting or elaborating on an often insignificant aspect of your story.

I hate having a conversation with that guy around. He is such a Dickipedia, like Cliff Clavin without the charm.

by Pdx Doug January 7, 2009

Dickpeddler

(n.) a male who sells his body to the night.

Bob: "you see that tranny prostitute over there?"
Jim: "yeah. Fuckin dickpeddler."

by dickfagnigger April 24, 2011

Dickweed

Someone who is way to egotistical and cant take defeat because they're never wrong and wont take blame for shit , one who acts entirely overly macho and is a pain in everyone's ass with harsh comments ect

Why is he such a big egotistical dickweed

by theCARS7879 December 21, 2014

Dickshed

Slang for a slut or whore.

That girl has done it so much, shes a dickshed.

by ReDevil October 16, 2009

Dickspert

The title that is given to a person who is very familiar with all shapes, sizes, and colors of dicks.

She was a virgin most of her life but now she is a dickspert.

by Brodeen June 13, 2019