Dickception

Walking up to a drunk girl at a party and telling her a command. In her drunken stupor she forgets that you told her this thing and believing that the thought was her own idea, performs it.

"Beth, you're gonna have sex with me tonight"
"Shut up John, you're so silly!"

3 hours later.

"I really want to have sex with John all of a sudden".

John has performed "dickception"

by galilebro February 7, 2012

dicktitties

The action in which one rubs their Titties on one mans penis.

That girl dicktitties guys for free.

by Darketh October 27, 2014

dickmetized

When you become mesmerized by the dick.

She's so dickmetized, she can't even see that she's being played.

by jjondabeat April 22, 2020

Dicknetic

the property of a girl, or her attributes, to attract dicks.

Those heels are fucking dicknetic!

by zombiehunter951 September 26, 2010

Dicktention

When you get a detention for a stupid ass reason...

Mike: Dammit I got another detention

Leo: For what?

Mike: For running in the halls!

Leo: What a dicktention!

by DaGhettoBoi March 14, 2013

dickette

A woman who has decided she is done with men because they are all dicks and is determined to be just like them. A female version of a total jerk who does stupid things and leads the opposite sex on without feeling or caring and simply for entertainment purposes.

Now that I have become a dickette I will get even with every man that was a total dick to women.

by empowered3339 January 14, 2016

Dicktention

When you've done something so bad, that your man stops giving you dick for an extended amount of time until you've learned your lesson.

Sarah: "I'm not having a very good day, I unplugged John's Xbox while he was playing and now I'm in dicktention."

Amy: "Was his dick good though?"

Sarah: "Yeah girl."

Amy: "Aw, shiiiit."

by Nyuunyuu May 7, 2018