Derpy Tiger

When you are making out and simultaneously bite your partner's tongue while slapping their ass as hard as you can with the head of a spatula, giving them stripes and a lisp as they complain.

Man, I pissed my girl off so bad by giving her the derpy tiger, but I couldn't stop laughing at her lisp.

by MR. C3 October 4, 2021

Erpie Derpie

A Person of Indian Decent that drives a minivan or works at a gas station/711

This Erpie Derpie can’t fucking drive at all.

by Franklin Dent July 11, 2019

Cillian Derpy

Pretty much Cillian Murphy acting like a complete herp a derp in just about all of his films.

Cillian Derpy crying in Watching the Detectives should be enough to prove the point.

by cillianderpy September 26, 2010

Derpy Doodle

Showing affection in a way that's unmeasurable.

kwyjibo whispered "Derpy doodle" in Corey's ear and upon hearing this, Corey instantly knew they were soul mates.

by MagicPIDInThaHouseMothaFux0r August 21, 2010

Herpa-Derpies

A serious case of STS: Sexually Transmitted Stupid.

I heard Mary got drunk and had sex with her ex-boyfriend last night!" "Yeah, she has a bad case of herpa-derpies.

by funthatburns March 2, 2011

derpy chicken

A Derpy Chicken is a chicken that lays rainbow colored eggs that usually have googly eyes

(Dude 1) "Woah dude! Did you see that derpy chicken?"
(Dude 2) "How could you tell what it was?"
(Dude 1) "It laid a rainbow egg."

by Mr. Phoenix January 17, 2019

Derpy Muppet

another way to call yourself a flaming faggot

dude derpy muppet

by Mythology January 6, 2014