The act of taking off the back lid of a standard toilet, hovering your anus over the opening and shooting diarrhea into the tank water. You must then wipe with TP and leave the TP in the tank. Adding red food dye to the tank is called BUD, or Bloody Upper Decker. Either with or without the dye, when the next person who uses the toilet flushes, the water that refills the bowl will be the most vile, horrific, stinky fluid known to man. Woman have been known to scream and run out of the toilet as they think their insides are coming out. Key stuff here.
"I was working a night party at that rich cunt's house. As the party was ending, I asked the beeotch if I could make a sandwich. She yelled at me in front of her guests that I will "eat with the rest of the hired staff at the end of the night!" A simple no would have been fine. For a thank you gift, I pumped a gallon of milk into my lactose intolerant ass and dropped and Upper Decker that cunt's main bathroom. Later, I Bloody Upper Decked (BUD) the upstairs daughter's fine china toilet. After that I raw dogged one of the workers and bailed, yo.'
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A small farming community in the Thumb of Michigan. Filled with loving, intelligent people. It is unique in that it is barely touched by time. Although many of the younger generations are forced to leave Deckerville to find gainful employment, they always consider it home. Deckerville made us who we are and we will always return. It is the type of place where everyone knows not only who you are, but who your parents and grandparents are. The people there are uninterested in growth. They have no desire to spread their borders. They only wish to live in peace on the land they were born to and will die on. In a world filled with violence, and stress, metal, concrete and noise and confusion...it is a safe place. Everyone should be so lucky to have a Deckerville to return home to.
When the Zombie apocalypse comes the jerk who wrote the first definition will wish he lived in Deckerville.
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Suzy could not figure out why her toiled would flush only brown water. Little did she know that Johnny had upper decked that bitch the previous night.
by Korthos July 27, 2004
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by Deckington July 4, 2017
Get the deckington mug.A spin-off of the sexual position Eiffel Tower. It is performed with two guys and two girls. The girls 69 in the middle, while each guy takes one from the back. They then High five over the two girls to make an Eiffel Tower shape.
Yo jack, what was that where the two girls were 69ing and we were each doin one?
That was a double decker Eiffel Tower, chad.
Oh. Sweeeeet.
That was a double decker Eiffel Tower, chad.
Oh. Sweeeeet.
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