decrapitated

a man so loser-esque he is not even worthy of basic flirtation

He is too decrapitated to even buy me a drink.

That guy who was just trying to dance with you was seriously decrapitated.

That guy was so decrapitated I’d rather dry hump a firehydrant than even consider going home with him.

by Fire Hydrant December 9, 2009

Delapidated

When Rory Delap, the Stoke football player, launches a throw into the opponents penalty area.

"Arsenal were delapidated before they conceded."

by JT123 October 24, 2012

decafitate

The sudden urge to poo that is instigated by the consumption of coffee or other caffeine based products.

Ie: to caffeinate oneself and then immediately deficate. Decafitate.

This morning, I drank a double espresso, then I decafitated.

by Trumpleton Parpsworth November 28, 2013

Decrapitated

A person (Usually In a horror movie) who has had their head cut off by a sharp instrument while also pooping their pants.

Jim was Decrapitated while trying to escape a Murderer

by Wes_The_Hunter August 1, 2018

Dicapitated

Simply one of the best Swedish Death Metal bands ever to exist.Their best feature is the nonstop double bass. Their insane break everything sound makes them the ultimate band for your parent's Christmas present. All the instruments and double bass all culminate into a perfect mix of pure Death Metal.

Fuck dude The Fury by Dicapitated makes me want to stick a knife in someone's eye!

by derek roth January 20, 2006

Decapitate

To cut off sb's head

In the end , Imam hosein got decapitated

by Ray tt March 10, 2020

Decapitatered

When you eat so many potatoes that your head explodes.

Joe ate so many fries that he decapitatered himself.

by Jessiray2695 October 17, 2020