Fart and Dart

Verb:
To fart and leave others to enjoy the fumes.
See also:
Shit and Split

I like to Fart and Dart in the grocery store. It's awesome to see the expressions when people walk through the cloud with their mouths wide open.

by RenegadeRebel January 14, 2007

skeet darts

Skeet darts is a game where at least 2 people participate. One draws a dart board on their face with lipstick. The other masturbates and ejaculates on the other's face. Where ever the cum shots land you tally up your score and allow the next participant to have their turn. repeat until the desired point value crowns a winner.

Flip, Chuck Duece, and Steeds got that bitch so drunk, they played skeet darts on her all night while she was passed out.

by chuck duece July 30, 2010

Straight as a dart

A term used to describe something that is cool or awesome (used as the description of straight), in comparison of a dart (a tobacco cigarette). The phrase therefore has a double-meaning; literally that something is straight (not curved) as a dart or straight (awesome) as a dart.

That party was so sick it was straight as a dart.

by yee101 April 28, 2011

punch a dart

A term originating from Australia that means to smoke a cigarette. Usually used colloquially among mates.

"Oi Dave you wanna punch a dartout the front? I'm craving hard."

"Fuck man lets find the smokers room i need to punch a dart ASAP"

by $waGL0rD November 28, 2016

blue dart

when one lights his or her own fart with a match or lighter. severe burns may occur such as when edpaffs anus was scorched on 11.30.02 at hammerstein ballroom

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

hack a dart

to go and smoke a cigarette.

hey, Alex, do you want to go Hack a dart?

by tanisha.ox February 24, 2009

Spuggy Darts

A singular masturbation game whereby a man lies flat on his back with a photograph of a woman behind his head on the wall. The object is to ejaculate onto the face of the woman.

Sorry, I can't come out tonight, I'm playing Spuggy Darts.

by Tony balls October 16, 2014