Darwinism

The process by which, via natural selection, unfit specimens remove themselves from the gene pool. See Darwin Awards.

He lit up a match to check if the tank had gas in it. Darwinism ensued.

by Dense Fog September 8, 2005

dancing swords

When your bowels are roiling and screaming at you to sit on the ring of honor.

Young Greg Cote: Mom, I don't think I'll play well today in my little league game. I'm feeling dancing swords inside.
Mrs. Cote: Don't worry, son. I have a feeling you'll do just fine.

by Gauchogunslinger October 17, 2017

Darwin'd

When someone performs an incredibly stupid action that results in their death or their sterilization, it is said they have been "Darwin'd", as they have done humanity a favor by keeping their potentially genetic mental defects out of the gene pool. The name refers to Darwin's theory of evolution, in which a species survives and adapts by being the most fit (to pass their genes on), and anyone who has been "Darwin'd" clearly is not. Being "Darwin'd" is a prerequisite to winning a Darwin Award

John stood in front of a moving car after his friend dared him fifty dollars to. John was hit by the car, and is now in a persistent vegetative state. Due to his newfound inability to breed as a result of his poor judgement, it can be said that he has been "Darwin'd"

by Dr_dude December 12, 2018

mammy dancing

The outrageous actions exhibited by a parent when informed of their child's inappropriate behavior in class.

That parent came in and was mammy dancing in my room for fifteen minutes before I could say anything!

by leeson71z May 6, 2009

Stranger Dancing

When you are walking and you get close enough to a person walking towards you that you and the other person have to jump or stutter back and forth until it is decided who is going left and who is going right.

"I better hug the right side of this hallway so I don't end up stranger dancing with this person."

by TarzanB April 16, 2010

Polish Line Dancing

Polish Line Dancing :

It's a two man circle jerk. With only two participants the only two positions are face to face whackin it, or side by side jerking their hogs. Switch between the two if you like, but never forget... You are in the middle of a Polish Line Dance, or Polish Line Dancing.

Matt was shocked when his brother Wesley shouted to him,... "After chores, we should do some Polish Line Dancing

by Jeddbobb December 13, 2022

dankins

noun for something bomb...like food

I'm going to go get some dankins. or, Ryan's fried rice is the dankins.

by sbv October 26, 2008