There's Tony Abbott in his dick dacks again.
by ashy-grey August 31, 2010
A sexual act in which a minimum of nine men are pleased by a single woman. It is important that all men are Caucasian. Also, it is recommended that you carefully plan out your dack stack, so that everyone is coordinated in what to do and where to go. Yes, her belly button counts.
Dack Stack
by sexyjerry January 09, 2011
My dack elastic needs fixing. (elastic may become streched and loose over a period of time or over use).
by NewSensation July 30, 2006
'Shat my dacks' is the past tense for 'Shit my dacks'. This term is commonly used when someone was scared shitless when looking back on past events.
Morgz: Oi dickhead, we're gonna go see IT Chapter 2 on Friday night. You coming?
Dale: Ahh fuck I dunno aye, last time I watched a horror movie, I nearly shat my dacks... not a good fuckin time.
Daryl: *laughs hysterically*
Teacher: THAT LANGUAGE DOES NOT RELATE TO THE GEOGRAPHICAL CHANGES IN BUSINESS, DALE!!!!!
*class laughs so hard they all shit their dacks*
Dale: Ahh fuck I dunno aye, last time I watched a horror movie, I nearly shat my dacks... not a good fuckin time.
Daryl: *laughs hysterically*
Teacher: THAT LANGUAGE DOES NOT RELATE TO THE GEOGRAPHICAL CHANGES IN BUSINESS, DALE!!!!!
*class laughs so hard they all shit their dacks*
by dalespelman2 September 24, 2019
Pooped his pants. Someone is so shocked, surprised, astonished that they lose control of their bowels. dacks is Australian for pants.
by CharliePcat October 09, 2017
When the pengalum of a grandfather clock is replaced with a large cock. Most often owned by old white dudes or really big sluts. Can also be found in Bill Cosbys basement next to his glass case of roofie.
by Fat Cocks February 12, 2017