captain cunnilingus

A superhero who flies around looking for girls who want to be eaten out!

Hey look it's Captain Cunnilingus!!

by Kcally June 13, 2008

cunnilingus

1. The art of stimulating the meat pocket of a woman.
2. What you do when your girl says,"It's my turn."
3. Ask a question while performing this and get whatever the hell you want.

As I performed cunnilingus, I realized my girl hasn't shaved in quite some time.

by Joshy July 5, 2004

cunnilingus interruptus

the sudden end to cunnilingus before an orgasm is achieved. This could be for a variety of reasons. ie A hair getting lodged causing the performer to choke or one of the participants freaks out

'oh baby keep going'....'grurghhhh' (making gagging noises) suddenly bringing the act of 'going down' to a sudden end thus resulting in cunnilingus interruptus

by Daffers March 4, 2009

cunnilingus

To be cunnilingued; Cunnilingue reception

Allison loves when cunnilingus was performed upon her. She says it makes her shudder with passion all night long.

by Burkhan40 April 8, 2006

Punitive Cunnilingus

When a chick is so naughty that even a belt whipping isn't enough, the only way to get your lick in is to administer the punitive cunnilingus.

My girlfriend made me more frustrated than a Texas district judge when I couldn't get my lick in with the big belt, so I had to administer the punitive cunnilingus.

by arlingo December 30, 2011

Salad and Cunilingus day(s)

Because the steak and blowjob wont be good if the girl is not fully satisfied and happy, you have to prepare a fresh salad and give her the best cunilingus of her life every day before March 14th.

For great Salad and Cunilingus day(s)

Egg-cellent Asparagus Salad

Cut 8 asparagus spears into 2-inch pieces; saute with 2 teaspoons olive oil and 1 minced garlic clove. Top 2 cups greens with cooked asparagus, 1 chopped hard-boiled egg, 1 tablespoon vinegar, and salt and pepper to taste.

by Birgit208 March 14, 2013

cunnilingus

the act of oral sex on a female

"Bro did you preform cunnilingus? cause there's a different consent form for that." PC Principle

by TheUnLegendary February 4, 2016