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curplumpken

The sound a pumpkin dinner makes after digested and pooped in a pail of water... Or toilet... But definitely a pail of water; or lake, off the end of a boat while fishing.

In some religions it also means fox or sawyer.
The worst part about thanksgiving is listening to the curplumpken two hours later.

And

Oh my, did I just run over that curplumpken? I should have breaked sooner.

And

A five gallon tin pail makes the loudest curplumpken ever when its filled with only two gallons of urine.
by N.E FUBN October 10, 2013
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curpoodle

A word meaning to say fuck but not actually saying 'fuck'
I'm really pissed but I can't say fuck I'm school so I say curpoodle
by Emily gjika November 19, 2013
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Carpháge

Borrowed French expression for 'cigarette-holder'. Generally hand-crafted from polished, dark wood or some imitation thereof
"Her carpháge was resting delicately between two fingers at her cheek, and even though the cigarette at the widened tip of the carpháge had been out for several moments now she drew it to her lips and gingerly bit down into the polished wood of the mouthpiece while she waited for my reply."
by Deskomatic23333 March 8, 2015
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Curpose

When your "purpose" in life is also your "curse".
I am an empath, so helping others and the ability to feel everyone's emotions around me is my curpose.
by SKULLYARD October 17, 2017
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Curpet

A useful material to wipe a wank on... carpets or curtains will do..
Couldn’t find a sock... had to use the curpet
by chidules July 19, 2019
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cumphrey

cumphrey has so much drip and gets all the bussys wet
cum+humphrey(also someone with massive drip)=cumphrey
by divinerat January 29, 2020
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Curpuddle

When you have too many water related problems
Oh no my bathrooms flooded im in such a curpuddle
by Mel.N.Colley August 16, 2020
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