Cullen

teacher of dilfology. keeper of knowledge. somehow has more hours in the day than the rest of us.

Cullen: As a master of dilfology...

by megosoftwindows June 16, 2024

Cullen

The most attractive man EVER. Everyone wants him (as they should) he's beautiful inside and out and is such a loving caring person and super funny. Knows how to get anyone's panties soaked.

GOOD GOLLY Cullens so hot I wanna be with him so bad.

by ЯƎꙄOL February 10, 2025

Cullen-freakout

the act of freaking out when a joke is made about your girlfriend and leaving your friends in the middle of the night because you can not control your feelings

"Dude the biggest Cullen-freakout happened yesterday. He got pissed about his girlfriend and had his dad pick him up ay 4 oclock in the morning."

by LouisvilleKY502 January 4, 2012

Cullen Shamy

An Irish male that has a crush on a population female at school. He got peer pressured into tell her that he likes her. She and her friends are verbal abuse towards him. But one day he stood and said I have a ruler Dick and if u don't want it leave this foot long alone. Then he tried to move on but he had nice conversation with a hot female. After the period she was getting laid by a harrypotter fan. What bad luck he said to himself.

"You are so unlucky. Your Irish side isn't come out good for brooke" I say

I hate you Cullen Shamy thought and ignored big balls 50

by Not big balls 50 November 5, 2017

Cullen Family

The vampire family from the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer. Father of the family, Carlisle started the family and he is thousands of years old. Next to join the family was Edward. He has the power of reading peoples minds. He is 17 years old but has been a vampire for over 90 years. There is only one exception to his mind reading powers and this is Isabella or Bella Swan. She is the main character in the book and Edward and her soon fall in love. Throughout the series she argues with him to turn her into a vampire. Then Esme was created (the mother of the family). Then Rosalie and Emmett and at last Alice and Jasper. Alice and Jasper also have special powers like Edward. Alice can foresee certain parts of the future and Jasper can control the emotions of the creatures around him wether it be humans, werewolves, or other vampires. But they have no exceptions. This family is a very special coven of vampires not only because they are so large in number but also because they have abstained from human blood and are living on animal blood even though it as not as tasty and it gives them less energy. They consider themselves vegetarians. As do all vampires they never sleep, do not have to breathe, are extremely beautiful, are super strong and fast, immortal, and sparkle like a million diamonds in sunlight.

"But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die" Genesis 2:17 Describing the Cullen Family eating habits

by Apoll January 3, 2009

Cullen Time

Cullen time is defined as the moment during a basketball game when the worst player on your basketball team decides its his time to take over and score his first points of the season. It is at this moment 'said' player will proceed to brick no less than 10 shots before the coach finally subs him out purely to save him from the embarrassment.

- Oh shit its cullen time
-Ur pulling a cullen

by Hardennnnnnn April 29, 2021

Cullen syndrome

the longing for something unattainable(could be a person or inhuman object) to the point of near insanity.

inspired by Edward cullen of the twilight seires

a: dude my girl wants to go all the way, but i took a vow of chastity

B: dude you've got some serious cullen syndrome

by Logan-943 May 15, 2009